Levi: This hooman just named me Levi out of nowhere.
Levi: It's disgusting. *licks MC's arm and bites it*
MC: Ow! Bad cat! *gives him headpats and scratches his chin*
Levi: See? You like it when I bite you, hooman.
Levi: Plus you are a bit chewy like a toy. *bites again*
MC: I wonder who's demon has sent you to me but you're a bitch. *still giving him headpats*
Levi: *feeling it* Lower hooman. My neck is also itchy. Scratch it.
MC: *scratching the base of his neck*
Levi: Meow~! *biting on MC's fingers*
Levi: *then tries to bite on the flab on their tummy*
MC: *finally give him a slight whack on the head* No biting.
Levi: SHHHKKK!!! *starts to bite on their shirt*
MC: Mom! Levi is being a clingy bitch!!!
MC's mom: Maybe he wants you to be his owner.
MC: Hell no! I like him but he's too clingy!
Levi: Hooman~ Hooman~ Hooman~ *while nibbling on the fabric of MC's shirt*
MC: *groans* You're not even my cat!!!