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@chickenhuggit
Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.
The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricityβeither when heβs navigating his tank or getting fedβthe meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, Iβll walk past him when heβs snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.
I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.
I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.
it's been said a thousand times but "male loneliness epidemic" is just our entire generation's loneliness PANdemic. it's just the crisis of capitalism. almost all young people these days are lonely and depressed because of the crisis and decay of the system we live under and tbh the centering of "male loneliness" in this discussion is embarrassing but also a really understandable consequence of sexism & this current stage of culture war . "Oh won't someone think of the young men" oh won't someone think about class consciousness lol
dear baby bats and new goths:
polyester is plastic. most lace you buy, is polyester. when it gets hot out, and you hear a voice in your head saying "oh I can wear this, it's long-sleeves, but it's mesh/lace and very lightweight!" that's the devil talking. you will be wearing plastic that does NOT breathe, and you will be dying of heatstroke.
sincerely, a grown adult goth who still hasn't managed to learn this, and Suffered today.
FATHER WE MUST HAVE MORE BALD BIGLES
Clearly you don't own an air fryer
Iβm literally in the club inhaling for 4 exhaling for 4 so i can deepen the moment
the change from AD to CE feels really emblematic of how surface-level and meaningless the supposed secularization of the western world is
Common Era is definitely preferable over Anno Domini, if only because christ is no lord of mine, but itβs only less christianocentric in that it doesnβt overtly make reference to christ in its title. the benchmark is still the same. youβre still measuring when the common era began using the (supposed) birth of christ, separating history into βthe period before jesusβ and βthe period after jesusβ. this conception of history is no less defined by christianity than it was before, except that now itβs easier to ignore because youβve draped it in a βsecularβ, βmodernβ veneer and done nothing to actually unpack the ways in which western society intrinsically centers christianity.
the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into βinclusive restroomsβ and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that couldβve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. Iβve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you
This is called a "superloo" and terfs are actively trying to steal this from you, in the UK they changed bathroom regulations to mean new buildings have to prioritise gendered toilets rather than build superloos.
This also upset a lot of architects and designers who like the superloos. They're also typically more like small rooms rather than having doors you can look under.
https://glaad.org/fcc/
age gap hand wringing has gone too far
"I've never heard of Megan Thee Stallion before" if you've ever said any variation of "Hot Girl Summer" then congratulations you've benefitted from an internationally popular Black female artist's creativity
"I thought those were just memes" yeah y'all tend to do this to a lot of things Black people create and/or do, while conveniently cutting them out in the process. You should really consider how easy it was and why that is. I do have a suggestion.
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βKill them with kindnessβ
Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT π πππ*SMACK*
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be