The gods and her eyes were playing tricks on her. She had too many vodka shots with her cousin the night before, and this was a result of an extensive hangover that came with out-of-this-world hallucinations.
Right? Right!... One blink, two blink, five consecutive blinks more... MOTHERFU-
"I believe we've broken her."
This kickstarted her brain, and Lyssa lost it. Tossing throws pillows and cursing about aliens and imposters in her home with cat features.
Sylus sighed in exasperation by her antics, Zayne laughing at the hilarity of it all. Even Mephisto perched by a window, gave her a deadpanned look before flying away.
Both men sprung into action when Lyssa pulled out a gun from under their coffee table, ready to shoot.
"So fucking dramatic, little bird."
Lyssa's pupils narrowed, unable to move because her limbs were frozen onto the floor.
"Sweetheart, it's us. However, aliens? What are you seven?"
"Can someone explain to me why you two have cat ears and tails?"
"This is all on you, kitten. You wanted to have a Kitten card marathon. We woke up like this. Call it, revenge of the cards."
Lyssa registered Sylus's words and burst out laughing.
"Don't call me kitten... not when... Oh shit! Not when you have the ears and tail to match."
"Hilarious."
"Baby, don't pout. It makes you look so adorable."
Zayne shook his head and smiled at her teasing and the way she got out from being pinned and sprung on Sylus, kissing him all over the face before caressing his ears.
She then turned onto him and did the same thing. Zayne basked in the attention, purring and thinking to himself that maybe their predicament wasn't so bad.
