^_^crunch hello crunch^__^ i would love to hear abt foolbur if u wanna talk abt it..
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It’s basically like. A dumb little idea that spiraled into being canon to me (exists in the same canon as Bug and Wizard do to me!) how it goes is that
Wilbur was like, going out to sea with the expectation that he was just gonna fucking die there. Like she was going to die at sea or wash up somewhere nobody would find her. But to his surprise he instead washed up on Foolish’s summer home beach. Very weak and probably dying so like, when Foolish found this wet lump on his beach he was like “oh god damn it why the fuck are you here. if you leave youre going to die so you can fucking stay I GUESS” and lets Wilbur stay. I think Wilbur ends up getting attached because its. SO fucking nice to have someone with no previous biases of her and also Foolish reminds him of his dead wife (fish) and I think Foolish knows that but like. Ends up becoming kinda sentimental because its probably UNBEARABLY lonely in his summer home after he’s continually pushed ppl away from being there (and with the only consistent visitor being Bad who comes there mostly to fuck with him) so its nice to have company even though foolish knows that wilbur (originally. It does change to genuinely liking Foolish as a person) originally got attached to him because he reminded wilbur of sally yk yk. I like them theyre cool guys
