Im making the catboy benny dialogue public. I saw a list of all of benny’s dialogue, copy pasted the first 1/10th or so, and translate it in my own, horrible catboy language. This is the au where cat boys run vegas.
This took way longer than I expected, one day I might do the rest of the dialogue. Anyways enjoy or suffer i guess <3
The catboy benny dialogue is under the keep reading. You may venture onwards if you must.
Personyally? Dey give meow the growly-biteys. There's meow a thing as nyaing mew polite, "if nya may" this nya "nya pleasure" that, nya.
Don't get nya wrong - that resort of theirs is strictly mrrrow-nya-purrr. But nya guts say, "don't go in the litterbox."
Sit your paws, kitty - let's get this meowing.
Puurrrr your tail away, nya? Don't keep meow growling.
Meowy, mew can savor da swank digs all mew want when we're done mewing. Sit down.
Mind where mew point those claws.
That elevator is nowhere, nya. Steppy over mew the mic.
Mew want a reason, how about as many reasons as paws nya have (four of dem)?
They're called kittyguards, nya every one of them is hissing. Meow, too - so nya makes five.
Add to that every Chairnyan in dis joint is pawed, nya not with some hold-out nyashooter like maybe mew snuggled through securikitty.
Anything nya needed mew worry about, nya, got taken waken at the door.
You're bluffing, nya... Except maybe mew not.
Sweet little kitteh, getting mew weapons back. But let cooler whiskers prevail, nya? No need for hissing.
Nomeowsville, that's where. Sorry about the double-cross - or are we up mew quadrupurr? - but if somekitty's gonna die, it's mew.
Nya, getting outmeowed nya getting cheated ain't the same thing.
Nya get it, mew sore. A crumb's life is painmeow, full of disappointmeows.
That temper of mew? Kinda why this conversation's taking place over nya intercom.
Do meow a favor nya stay dead this time, nya Good nyaight all! It's been a mew...
Mew don't wanna do that, nya - not without hearing what nya got to meow first.
All this is just work ethic run zoomies, that's mew line? Nya don't know...
Can mew get it through mew thick fur to leave meow nya the Chip alone? If claws can't get through, what hope is there?
Color meow unconvinced. The safe bet is to cash mew out.
A lifelong-learner is mew, nya? Then make mew questions count, because mew purrlong is running meowshort.
Godnyammit, nya actually gonna to let mew live. What's come over meow?
Scramsville, nya. The Strip nya mew part ways, dig? Mew come around meow again, mew won't be getting back up.
It's the House edge, nya. The key to stacking the odds in hiss favor - or was, until nya swiped it.
Luck is for losers, nya. Somekitty pulled fur.
There's more to it, but we don't have the time. By which nya mean mew don't.
Whiskers? I'm head-on, nya, fluffy-out, all stops pulled, full steam ahead.
