#catchuck

[askchilchuck]

*casts a spell that turns you into a small animal temporarily before running away*

Huh? What do you-

[askchilchuck]

[askchilchuck]

I LOVE YIU CHILLING CHUCKLET KAKKAKAKWNOWJSN

You get the impression your voice might be too loud, but otherwise he’s flattered.

[askchilchuck]

If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on their doors?

He doesn’t seem to know what a 7-11 is, but looks concerned why you’d be curious about their security systems.

[askchilchuck]

NO MORE RODENT COMPARISONS...! BE NICE...!

Anyhow /to me/ you are more like an owl. I wanted to say like a Barn owl maybe, but in my heart you're an Eastern Screeching owl. (Something, something, big eyes and they have a red variant thats similar to you're hair color !)

It’s had to tell if he likes the comparison or not.

[askchilchuck]

Has anyone ever told you that you look like David Tennant or Christopher Eccleston?

It’s hard to tell, but he doesn’t seem to have heard of either of them.

[askchilchuck]

Sir are you aware that you are a cat?

He doesn’t look very happy.

[askchilchuck]

HELP I’VE BEEN TURNED INTO AN OYSTER

HELP ME CHLCHUCK, I’VE BEEN TURNED INTO AN OYSTER AND CAN’T TURN BACK

Chilchuck remembers the mysterious bottle he was given earlier, and tries drinking it to see if it’ll help.

Yeesh, took long enough. Shoulda tried that sooner… Here. He pours the remaining liquid on you, reversing your transformation as well.