On Hiatus

Your favorite Half-Foot is here to answer all your burning questions! (This blog runs on a queue, so responses may take some time!)

[askchilchuck]

Hey, how can I help you?

(Please read below before interacting)

Hi! My name is Sophie! This blog has gotten enough traction that I feel the need to lay some ground rules for it.

1) This blog is intended to be PG13 so I don’t have to exclude younger fans from participating. I will not be answering anything that wouldn’t fly in canon, or is adjacent to it. Anything explicitly sexual, or can be construed that way will not be answered. This decision was made a couple months in, so do be advised there is some more suggestive content on the earlier posts on this blog. If you don't want to see that kind of content, stick to the newer posts.

2) Nothing related to suicide please. I tried playing it off the first time but between myself and some people around me, even the “KYS 🥰🥰🥰” jokes really aren’t funny, especially recently. Asks including it will not be answered.

3) No firearms. Related to rule 2.

4) Please no spammy asks. I’m honestly not sure how to answer them, and they clog up both the blog itself and the main tags.

5) No political asks. I understand how terrifying the results of the US election are, but I really need this place to be a break from all that. For my sake and yours. We both need spaces where we can recharge from this. Chilchuck doesn’t know what’s going on anyway, he deserves to live in ignorance from it. I love you.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s fun to bully him, but these things cross a line for me. Thank you for understanding.

If you’re an RP blog, you’re more than welcome to interact! Even if you’re not a Dunmeshi blog! I don’t always have the time to do reblog chains, though, so please don’t feel bad if I miss you there. It’s easiest for me if you submit RP as an ask when the box is open. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. If you’re 18+ and interested, I also do private RP on my Discord, linked on my Dunmeshi side blog.

IN LIGHT OF DUPLICATE CHARACTERS:

I think that’s awesome and also really funny. I encourage it. We’ve already got a loose MCU/multiverse plot line going on so we can totally make it work, too. Hell yeah. Hilarious. Love that. /gen

Blog lore:

This blog takes place loosely post canon. I try to avoid spoilers, but little things here and there are inevitable. Chilchuck has made up with his wife and they’re currently working on their relationship. Chilchuck is also in therapy. This is for a few reasons.

1) I don’t think he’d actually answer any of these if he wasn’t.

2) He doesn’t talk about it a lot, but it was one of his wife’s conditions before giving the relationship another go.

3) He just. Should be in general and I have control of it so it’s happening lol

My Chil is bi, but in the middle-aged “everyone’s had gay thoughts before” kinda way, cause I think it’s funnier that way. He also gets high from time-to-time now that he’s not dungeneering anymore.

Folks kept turning him into different things/animals, so goldstar/⭐️ anon gave him an amulet to put a stop to that. "Marcus" also altered the spell on the amulet to encompass all transformations, since inanimate objects weren't initially included.

Squeaker also used a device to prevent any crab transformations specifically from occurring, as well as ejecting all crabs within a 20 mile radius.

There’s also a cult stalking him for some reason. (This is an ongoing problem. They haven't hurt anyone, and they seem to only be targeting Chilchuck.)

The TVA (Marvel) is loosely involved as well as previously mentioned. Squeak fixed it (or so she thought. There's now a DMCU situation going on.)

Also, Chil’s knowledge of the blog/Tumblr varies depending on what would be funnier, but generally he’s aware of the internet. He only uses his phone to answer your asks, though. He has no idea how to do anything else and has no desire to. This means he doesn’t fact check people or knows anything about the greater internet experience. No one knows how he got the phone, or how it’s holding a charge. Don’t worry about it.

ADDENDUM:

Chilchuck has recently started googling slang, and anything else that might be confusing or annoying to him. However, he hates the search feature and trying to find answers on individual websites, and will take the AI generated answers without question.

I myself don’t talk in the main posts, unless it’s tagged #ooc. Otherwise, I’ll always talk in the tags if I’ve got something to say. Or replies. Or DMs. Main post is the only place I’m in character unless specified otherwise.

Emoji anons:

•⭐️/goldstar anon

•🦉/owl anon

•👻/ghost anon

•♡/heart anon

•🐭/mouse anon

•🍬/candy anon

•🥣/bowl (cereal?) anon

•🐻🏀/bear basket ball anon

•🃏/joker anon

•🟣/Gojo Satoru

•🪻

•🐦‍⬛

No other heart variants have been claimed. Also, heads up to all emoji anons, I’m going to start using just one tag for your asks going forward to make tagging easier! So I’ll just be using the emoji variant from here 💖

If you want to hang out with me in a less censored environment, I also run @chilfucked and @askchilchucknsfw which are 18+ only. I will ban all minors who so much as breathe on those blogs. I’m not joking.

I also reserve the right to update these rules as time goes on, so please check them again before submitting when the ask box is open again. Thank you!

[askchilchuck]

did chilchuck like die

OOC: honestly i’m not sure if i wanna come back to this yet. most of the asks i was getting were either the same bit over and over, or terrible harmful ones like the last post that i just don’t wanna deal with. plus i can’t find the nibs for my pen so i can’t even photoshop to keep things fun right now.

i’m still holding onto the blog in case i change my mind and decide i can handle it again, but for now i’m sticking to private rp on my server where i can vet who i’m doing rp with. it’s been a much better experience for me, at least.

[askchilchuck]

Do you ever imagine Santa Claus getting ripped apart by a pack of wild dogs? Just really dragged out of his sleigh and they're just biting at him and he's screaming and screaming. A Christmas elf is perched on top of Santa's magic Sack of cryptic goodies and does nothing.

hey this is op here, not chilchuck. i have said SO many times that i’m not comfortable with extreme violence. both in my rules and repeatedly in my ooc posts. i can’t handle this kind of imagery. i just can’t. i’m going on hiatus, and it’s because of this ask and the similar ones i’ve gotten. i’ll come back on christmas to post those ones if i have time, but i don’t know if i can take this kind of stuff anymore. this was supposed to be fun. it’s not anymore. thanks.

[askchilchuck]

I'm an orphan

-the anon who threw up Mr Chilchuck

That’s no excuse. In fact, it’s all the better you learn how to take care of yourself then. Go clean it up.

[askchilchuck]

Fun fact: There's multiple varieties of mimics; they're not all like hermit crabs. Some actually change shape into other objects

Yeah, I know. And every last one of ‘em’s a real pain in the ass.

[askchilchuck]

"Why are you so gender?" = I find the way you present yourself reminiscent of the way I would like to present myself, and I find this affirming.

Oh, I see. Not sure what about me makes them feel that way, but alright then. Thank you for the explanation.

[askchilchuck]

what;s it like being so gender

I have no idea what you mean by that…

[askchilchuck]

Sir Mr. Chilchuck Sir , since you are in some what an old age, I want to ask you. In which one do you see more value, in the journey or in the destination?

That really depends on what the journey is and why. Both of them have value in their own rights. I think people put too much stock in one or the other. You need both, and that makes them equally important if you ask me.

[askchilchuck]

Poof, ur now bald ✨ how do you feel Baldchuck

One of the scrolls he was given earlier activates on its own, bouncing the spell back at you. You are now bald.

Please stop doing that, it’s only funny to you.

[askchilchuck]

Hi Chilchuck! how are you doing? Flower for you?

Oh, uh, thank you? You didn’t have to do that though- How did you know what my favorites were…?

[askchilchuck]

Ever picked up a cursed magic item? (And, unrelated, how do I take off this cool pendant I found?)

The only way to take off a cursed item is to have the curse removed. Depending on how strong the curse is, you might need a really powerful mage to do it, and they don’t come cheap. Good luck.

[askchilchuck]

Hello, young one. This is my first "ask" and I feel I must clarify who I am.

I have lived millenia, and hold secrets no other being could fathom.

All that aside I have a story, legend even. There lived a man, half dwarf and half human (tallman). While posessing massive talent to earth-based magic, he aspired towards fire, which he had no talent for. Through hard work, dedication, and a little bit of love, in his final battle he rose from his watery grave to-be with flames that burnt hotter than the sun itself in order to save his brother. This tale is to immortalize "The True Pheonix," Heracles.

-🔮 The Oracle

Why was he fighting in the first place? And on the water? I think I’m missing too much to get this one…

[askchilchuck]

i hope you have a good day:)

Hey, thanks! You too!

[askchilchuck]

You're probably on the naughty list again huh

I am 30 years old. Santa doesn’t leave things for adults. It’s too expensive…

[askchilchuck]

You should be allowed to say like 1 slur of your choosing daily. for putting up with the bullshit

I don’t want to say a slur…? Why would anyone wanna do that?

[askchilchuck]

How do you like it in tallmen cities? Is it hard to open doors?

Everything’s way too big and way too loud. Nothings made with us in mind. Even “Half Foot friendly” establishments tend to be more of a haste than they wanna be. If it’s not Half Foot owned, it’s gonna be a pain.

[askchilchuck]

Christmas! Just a week away!

Oh, you’re right. Didn’t realize so much time had passed already. Good thing all my shopping is done…