#cate memes

[asri-akio]

Jinx: Black cat madness✨

[manon404]

“I’m a crumbled up piece of paper lying here...”

[kiwicalamity]

Kitten Advice

If you’ve never owned kittens before, let me give you some advice:

1. Kittens have no fear of mortals and the will to spite god.

2. Their apocalypses come in cycles--in sheer, destructive bursts of energy they rise, running their course until they demand you acknowledge their chaos, only to settle for 1000 years to regain their power.

3. As eldritch beings of great power, they have little time to focus on one small thing. Thus they are perpetually changing their focus in a form of only the purest of chaos. Every movement thus risks their ire and notice, for they notice everything and nothing.

4. Direct eye contact risks war.

5. They like scritchies.

[changteuk]

Yuri the Bombay cat meme part 2! @smallkpoplove.