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Kevin was 100% the kid in youth group who tried to carry all the chairs to impress the girls.

Renee was 100% the girl who ended up carrying more chairs than any of the boys. Not even to impress the boys but just because she could.

ripping fat clouds on one of these bad boys

me all year: oh i am not inherently competitive . . let's create

me during lent: it's me VERSUS Jesus Christ HIMSELF . i will give (1) thing up for FORTY ONE days and BEAt gOD

I'm seriously asking.

What happens if a priest has to poop during mass?

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Like... A no-stopsies, 90% liquid, what did I even eat? " kinda poop..

I have so many questions:

Do they just STOP mass or does he have a co-pilot to Jesus? ✈️

Do you just avoid eating hours beforehand?

Does the wine give them the runs?🍷

Is it Holy toilet paper? 🙏

Do they have to bless their hands again after or was it a holy poop because he wiped? 👐

does the Decon wipe FOR the Priest? 🤔

Do you bless the toilet? 🚽

Do y'all extra asses make the sign of the cross after you flush? 👀

I hope to God there's a parton saint of pooping.

saints, also known as "god's influencers"—

Thanks Papa Frank

I wonder how many women the Angel Gabriel had to visit before he found Mary

He broke the bread, gave it do his disciples saying : "take this all of you, and yeet of it"

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