#sorry jesus

[itsapmseymour]

Got hit with the ultimate Easter dad joke…

“We color eggs today because Jesus Dyed for our sins…”

[haljordangetpregnant]

yello again

I couldn't find that one that I talked about

So there's a little thing

_______

This day was disgusting and still disgusting. Gross. Terrible. Shitty. Every bad word

The people who created magically illnesses should be punished.

And school.

And tests.

And CPS.

And the one fucking cop who hates him.

Short of the story, Billy doesn't have a good day. He already vomit three times in this two hour. He didn't leave watch tower because he couldn't. The Fucking Black Adam just burned a whole fucking forest and no one knows why he did that shit.

Fuck this life.

At least Zatanna here for him. But fuck the others, they looking him weirdly. Yeah champion of magic can sick too you suckers.

He can't even stand in some seconds, can't even breath. And this feeling doesn't disappear, just goes for a moment but Billy can feel that little nightmare under his skin, waiting for the right moment.

Then Damian Fucking Wayne appears. His left arm glows like sun when he sees Marvel.

Fuck.

Billy can't believe it. That boy is a real headache. And rude. And annoying. His eye twitches while looking Robin, wishing that just a stupid joke from gods.

Then Batman pulls back his son. Good for Billy's mental 'cuz he was about to cry of disappointment.

"What are you looking at?" He sounds angry and Billy realizing that nobody in here doesn't know how old he is. Damn, literally. He's about to curse someone.

He looks at Batman, keep looking, then knees, then vomit.

"Z can you take me home? I don't trust my magic right now."

"Aren't you gonna say something about it?"

"Yeah yeah, right." He looks at Robin this time. He feels angy, sad, scared and already dead. He wanna cry, scream or tear to pieces his own head. He wanna go home, definitely don't wanna deal with all this bullshit. So he talks with full of hate in his voice: "Stay away my unborn baby you little piece of-"

Before he can talk his words, Zatanna teleports them.

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Okay a little explanation.

Soulmarks appear at age 14. Today was Damian's birthday, Billy is only 11. They were met before and hate each other.

I guess your propaganda works.

me when I saw the letter's about DamiBilly:

HAHFKDSSL

I shot 1000 propaganda posts into the Tumblr Abyss by now

AT LEAST ONE will work

I am writing the new chapter for my Soulmate DamiBilly fic and honestly I regretted it a bit how I sacrificed the young children bickering for teenagers' horniness haha

I guess uh, what can say, my brain's the actual Devil because I remembered people expected crack content or a shortfic with Batman being a dick towards Billy and then having to apologize later

But instead I got EVERYONE stuck in a long fic with children pining hopelessly for each other instead of whatever I initially promised

Is this whatever Odysseus felt like? LIke the ship was supposed to go right back home but somehow me and my readers are everywhere but home (Batman vs Billy conversation)?

Oh my God who will be my Penelope, anyway?

[rev0lverluvr]

[problematic-adorer]

I fear that with every AO3 chapter I devour, I stray one step further from God

[mentallyillmindmeld]

What if it was called “Breaking Bread” and Jesus was spreading meth to all the people

[evvergreen]

it's a good thing God is patient because i am completely fucking stupid and evil

[ririwithrice]

as long as we’ve all agreed, it’s pronounced Gesus

[bunnymcbunnister]

I can’t believe the last episode airs essentially on Christmas. All day most people gonna be thinking about some baby in a manger and I’ll be thinking about two hockey boys in a cottage. What a gift indeed, thanks Canadian Santa.