#catiude

[wingsofintxlligence]

catiude

- pat pat - you don't need THICC thighs to choke a person

:Why choke them when you can suffocate them?”

[kxeptin]

@catiude​ asked “Don’t give me that look.” for Byakuya || Status: Accepting

His stare held, as he watched her. For the first time in a while, dancing with the idea of testing his speed to see if he could grab her, and throw her out of his office.

If he believed that he could, especially without making a complete fool of himself he would have made a lunge for her the second he found her. So instead he asked, “do you have nothing more important to do with your time?”

Like not being here.

[uraharashouten]

on May 13th 2020, @catiude​ said:

sprawls over his lap in human form, bored. ' It's so BORING kisuke.'

“Is it?”  He dog-eared the page and set aside the book he’d been reading.

She’d crawled onto his lap as she often did in far furrier form and settled on her stomach, strewn across his thighs. She overspilled his lap in both directions this way, arms dangling listlessly, her limp weight exuding ennui. He gazed down at her prone form, supple rear curves smiling up at him. He smiled back. 

“Only boring people are bored, Yoruichi-san.”

Was she hoping he’d inject a little levity? He knew how much she disliked injections, particularly to her nether cheeks...

And that’s probably why he couldn’t help delivering a mild swat to them. 

Smack!

[infcrmst]

“      That so ?      ”

He’s already made the purchase. Now all he has to do is just wait for her to transform then. 

“      Guess i’m going to have to wait then. How boring.      ”

( @catiude​ || cont. )

[baka-naruto]

Continued from @catiude​

Oh he smelled nice! like RAMEN! Yorucat liked this blonde boy. Casually nuzzles cheek to cheek, giving a small lick of his nose.

          Naruto was holding the cat very carefully, because him and cats have a very bad track record. He wasn’t even sure how long this cat would stay in his arms before scratching his face up. But to his surprise it was acting very nice and it even licked his cheek!! “SO CUTE! I never knew neko’s were this cu’ttebayo!” Probably have to go the store to get it food. “Ye’r an affectionate lil’ one are ya!?” 

[the-lightning-underdog]

*snickering*

"Kisuke and Miss Yoruichi sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes....then comes....awww hell! I don't know how the rest of this goofy song goes!"

[hvggable]

✚ @catiude​ : s c a n  c o m p l e t e.

Low batterrryyyy~ ! The rapidly-deflating robot PLOPPED on the floor holding the cat in his hands. “Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairy BABY!” Puffy hand UP, then back d o w n. PAT. PAT. “Haaaairy baaaabyyyy~”

[xfalsehcpe]

@catiude​ // starter call.

“Oh, it’s you again..” She wasn’t really expecting to see familiar faces today. But this was Ikebukuro and you never know who you’ll run into. Now that she thought about it, Hikari never got the woman’s name the last time they spoke. “Er-- you are...?”