๑ b a k a n a r u t o ๑

...a thousand times the charm...

[baka-naruto]

" It'll be good to be back !! "

[baka-naruto]

Miss y'all so much.

I miss how lovely this fandom used to be.

Best times of my life frankly.

So much laughter.

Now it's all gone.

If it's possible I wanna make a discord to keep in touch with y'all.

You guys are my friends.

I hope you are all doing well.

[baka-naruto]

"Minato, how are you doing today? Did you cut your hair?"

"Whose Minato, Kakashi sensei!? Sounds like a really cool guy !! "

[baka-naruto]

Creates another 100,000 Kuramas to aid you in your battle.

"Geeeeez it sure smells like fox butt out here !!"

"EXCUSE MEEEEEE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!"

"Go into the freakin' ocean Kurama you stink !!!"

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It had been a long time since she had seen the blonde ninja but it didn't mean that they weren't friends. Christmas was coming up and she wanted to make sure that all of her friends had gifts. "Naruto!" The red head waved as she moved to his side. "Is there anything you would like for Christmas? What about a gunman?"

"That would be the coolest thing ever !! I've always wanted to pilot those gunman !! Yoko-chan what a great way to say hi, yanno?!"

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"Little Minato, is that you?"

"Wow is that ye'r face !! Geeez you are really ugly Kakashi-sensei !!" he has no idea that this is not Kakashi but his father.

[baka-naruto]

I'm sure it will be okay.

"It always will be !! "

[baka-naruto]

Toddler: Your name is Red Fluffy Tail the Third. *kisses Kurama's head* I love you, Red Fluffy Tail the Third!

"..."

"..."

EATS THE TODDLER

[baka-naruto]

*metal singing* WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"DATTEBAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH" DEATH GROWLS

[baka-naruto]

(( reading the manga and learing some filler calll back canon - one night he should tell his wife about the water dance.

"Well ya totally lost me there buddy !!"

[baka-naruto]

"...... I'm adopting you, you little cute fox. I'm now your papa. You're now a Senju."

"HOLY SHITTEBAYO !!! SLOW DOWN OLD MAN GEEEEEZ!!!"

[baka-naruto]

*gives you a few "All Braun's Towing" shirts* Merry late Christmas!

"Thank you !!" Puts it on immediately. "How do I look?!"

[baka-naruto]

again shippuden toonami shitpost is fun 3am saturday that goes into sunday est

"I would certainly watch that but, it appears that Sasuke manages to appear anytime I am slackin' so I have to stay on guard. I ain't ever gonna let that guy get one over me yanno."

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Fortune seemed to favor the bold- Naruto was out of office (sniffing after Sasuke, probably, she didn't ask) and no one batted an eye when his (magnificent, wonderful, stunning) guard sauntered right up to his desk and made herself right at home in his chair. "Oh~? Is he still logged in?" Did she forget to remind him to clear the browser history? Hm. Time to snoop. ʕ； •`ᴥ•´ʔ

The Hokage out in the field freezes in place. He could feel someone was in his office doing exactly what he had feared. "...it's not like my bodyguard would use what they find against me, righ'ttebayo? I'm the freakin' Hokage..." This was certain to backfire in someway.

[baka-naruto]

hey dude! naruto! what's up buddy? how's life as hokage? *chidoris him*

Even before the imposter could move a muscle his ankles had already been swiped. A swift left hook slams into the despair ridden moron.

"--I'm not your friend, stupid."

[baka-naruto]

"It really is the end of an era. Time to say goodbye and wrap up shop."

[baka-naruto]

tony?????? is that YOU?

The one and only !! It's good to hear from ya !!