#cauldron rambles

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this just in: twitter darklinas are talking about how mad they are that ben barnes looks so much older than jessie.........they're so close to self awareness guys this one's gonna be good

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the apparat is a girlboss. discuss

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sure, you can tell me joost is pronounced "yoast", but you can't hold me responsible when i immediately crush your skull between my hands like a walnut in response

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does anyone else find ben barnes's constant endorsement of darklina incredibly uncomfortable or is it just me

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is there a word for a female himbo?? shimbo maybe??? if not there should be

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it's so annoying that "make me your villain" and "you and i are going to change the world" are seen as the iconic tgt quotes when quotes like "you're my flag. you're my nation" and "saints help me, alina, i want to live forever" and "i'm the sun summoner. it gets dark when i say it does" are literally right there

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things that are infinite:

universe

greed of men

shadow and bone stag's antlers

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i want to die.........had to debate w darkling stans about the darkling & darklina in my lit class today. a surreal and humiliating experience