#cause goddamn

[hellfire--cult]

im just putting this here

[infinityinakiss]

yo if p grabs a champagne bottle and azzi and heads straight to her hotel room, i don't blame her.

[pommiigranate]

….. I also may or may not have read the entirety of copper coins in 48 hours…..

[magpiepills]

Do we want Duncan the tall smut???

[sailorgundam308]

I am gonna smash my face into the screen I can’t-

[mohabbaat]

i'm sure you must've come across those reels that literally romanticise teen pregnancy, early marriages, being a homemaker etc. and it's so appalling?? like, to me, it's no longer "their life their choice" wtvr wtvr,,, because atp they basically seem like they're tryna instill this whole pre 19th century fantasy into the viewers minds. it's just another misogynistic bs that just doesn't seem to stop? they keep making fun of feminists they are constantly blaming feminism and suffrage and every rights movement ever because they're tired of work or just wanna have a married life. it's not like i'm implying wanting that is bad, it's not, go on live the life you dream of, but what's with disregarding others' views and hard work?? it's so. disgusting. and infuriating, i wanna smash my phone screen. (it's apparently more prevalent in the US bcz i only see americans doing so,,, yeah ik i should not spend sm time on ig)

i am so happy to hear everyone's fyp page is fucking with them cause honestly what the fuck is up that. i am so sick of those "dinner as a 19 year old mom of 3 😍" and "come learn the traditional feminine way with me!! yes i submit to my husband!!! 🥰" reels. it's honestly so dumb how everyone is going out of their way to promote a very specific lifestyle where women are seen as the lesser sex and/or baby making machines. like we just started moving forward from that mindset and there's this whole bunch of women who are hell bent on dragging us back. the teen moms especially make me so mad cause most of them have 2+ kids and it's honestly so careless of them. and it's harmful for the kids as well to grow up in a trailer home or in a shelter with a mom who's clearly clinically depressed, doesn't have a fkn high school degree and is showing their daily life on instagram for clout.

[ravenelyx]

If someone had come to me in march and told me "you're gonna have 100 pages worth of fanfiction written by october on top of about another 20k words from different and shorter projects" after a writer's block that lasted 8 damn years I wouldn't have believed them.

[catxtopia]

Ok look I gotta get this off my chest so I can sleep at night. ViagoAnton and Blackstede AU. It’s been living rent free in my head for weeks so here we go-

Takes place well after the inevitable S2. The Revenge have been raiding merchant ships pretty regularly now, they got it down to a science so there are no casualties anymore. Save for the occasional accidental stabbing… They’ve just finished loading the cargo under deck, Stede’s busy at work checking the merchants log to make sure everything is accounted for. Once everything's stored away all that’s left is an abnormally large crate in the middle of the room.

He’s flipping through the logs, confused, until he comes across a tiny note in the back that. It says that this odd box had been excessively paid for from an anonymous seller to be sent to some place called Wellington. And underlined beneath that it reads “Do Not Open In Sunlight”

Stede’s confused, the crews intrigued, and Ed’s already got a crowbar in the lid of the box before Frenchie could even begin rattling nervously that they should just leave it alone. 

And then the lids off. And inside is a coffin. 

They all take a step back. Ed tosses the crow bar and whines that it’s just a dead bloke. Everything seems taken care of, they’ll toss it overboard later after a celebratory supper. They're heading towards the door when the lid of the coffin comes creaking open and a man starts levitating from the box.

Frenchie faints.

The mysterious floating man steps out onto the deck and waves innocently, giving a gentle greeting. He asks if this is Wellington, the crews too stunned to speak. After a long staring match the man suddenly gasps and hurries towards Stede, proclaiming “Dearest your hair has grown so much!” As if he knows Stede. 

Which Stede is fairly certain he does not. 

Ed most certainly has normal feelings about this and totally doesn't immediately pull his gun on the guy who just levitated out of a freaking coffin and called his boyfriend dearest. 

And that’s how they meet Viago! 

Cue The Revenge arranging to bring Viago the rest of the way to Wellington to meet up with his estranged lover Anton. Frenchie is having none of it. Ed’s almost just as disturbed, especially because everyone keeps comparing the two's similar appearances. They absolutely do NOT look alike at all, thankyouverymuch.

And Stede is having the most wonderful time of his life talking pleasantries with this fancy little vampire man. They’re best friends. Ed finds them drinking tea one night together and gossiping. Only rather Stede’s drinking tea and Viago is drinking what can only be blood from a tea cup. The bandage wrapped around Stede’s wrist sends Ed into an absolute tizzy. 

Of course towards the end of their journey I am gonna need Ed and Viago to have some soft conversation about being portrayed as monsters and how there is more to them then their names/appearances. Ed guesses Viago’s not so bad- but he’s still happy to kick him off The Revenge once they reach Wellington. 

And of course waiting at the dock is a disturbingly similar looking blonde man on shore waiting for Viago. Everyone’s staring as they walk off together, utterly confused by the two doppelgangers. The only reasonable answer? Witchcraft. 

The end

Thank you and goodnight