WHAT??!?! WHAT?!?!? HELLO??????
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THIS:
I WAS JOKING MAN I WAS JOKING
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE DATING?!?!?!
seriously wtfffffff
Cavebumble!!!! you're 148 MOONS OLD! YOU GOT ONE PAW IN DEATH'S DOOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
what makes it even MORE baffling is that Cavebumble and Briarcreek BOTH dated Wetclaw! Wetclaw was with Cavebumble, but then broke up, and got with Briarcreek, and they were in a very dedicated relationship with kits!! meanwhile, Cavebumble went on to date Kitefreckle (died), Burrbelly (died), and Basstail (broke up; Basstail went on to date Hickorystar---spots, at the time).
WHY ARE YOU TWO TOGETHER?!?!?!
sobs, whatever makes them happy i guess 😭
AND THEYRE NOT EVEN THE ONLY ONES!!!!
BOUNCESTREAK?!?!? MY LEAST FAVORITE CAT (for no descernable reason other than I want cats to die to lower the name and kept trying to kill them on patrols among other "kill fodder" cats) WITH ONE OF MY PRETTIEST CATS?!?! (Dys is also kill fodder tho) okay 😭 you win guys
at least the two cats i wanted to become mates became mates too this moon lmao... season of love ig