#cavernfolk

[thebitchherself-hephestus]

It's not "getting ready for school"

Its assembling the vessel for my team of specially selected and trained operators

[kitab00m101]

[kitab00m101]

Maybe I could start a following here...... I mean, I did it on accident before, just by being myself.

Problem is "myself" at the time was uh. Well... I'm the endgame antagonist of my canon and my following was what some will certainly call a cult.

I miss having

✨️presence✨️

You know?

[kitab00m101]

"My eyes are up here"

[kitab00m101]

LOUIS JUST DID A SOCIAL INTERACTION SO GOOD THAT I DIDNT GET ANXIETY AND OUR MOM EVEN HIGH FIVED US AFTER IT

we had to do a phone call with a bunch of "and what was the code for [blah blah]?" AND HE ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED IT, THE SILVER TONGUED KING OF NEUROTYPICAL PEOPLING

LIKE- NEVER LET ME DOUBT IM PLURAL AGAIN

One second I'm approaching the phone and muttering to myself "don't panic don't panic don't panic" and then the next thing I know my voice is greeting the person on the otherside with such confidence and charm-

AKXNSIZNSKXNZK LOUIS YOU ABSOLUTE KING

Another thing that clocked it in that it was Louis talking and not me was when the dude called us "miss" and Louis fucking CORRECTED HIM????

[kitab00m101]

Little cousin: "I'm scared of snakes!"

My brother: "yeah there's snakes around here"

Mom, trying to reassure the kiddo: "no. No no, no snakes at all."

Brother, sarcastically: "Oh yeah, no snakes. Just vampires. You should be scared of vampires."

Owen inside the caverns:

[kitab00m101]

[kitab00m101]

Me: Man, I love vsmp Avid so much bro, I love his expressions and story and how he was acted and ugh I just wanna tackle him and bite his throat out and hear him scream and taste his blood and tear his flesh from the bone and I just need to be DRENCHED in his blood and feel his ragged breath beneath me-

Me: .....

Me: . . .

*My lonevamps loving Owen headmate :3*

Me: .... ah.