Hiya y'all! Call me Tye-dye

I'm a fictive in a system. (Fictive of who? Well wouldn't ya like to know, weather boy.) Huge Percy Jackson fan, fucking nerd techy gal. #talkingtag

[ianyourattic]

MY PRONOUNS ARE C/M/Y/K 🔥🔥🔥 I IDENTIFY AS A PRINTER 🔥🔥🔥

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

[estrogeninthemoths]

computerkin praise: "You're so efficient" "Such a hard working program" "You manage your tasks so well"

[the-indigo-symphony]

Practically every other post I see by a fictive is them apologizing for their source, feeling bad about their source, or laughing at themself for just fucking existing in this world as a fictive. Stop that. Stop insulting yourself. Stop putting yourself down. Stop telling the world that you don't deserve to be taken seriously. Stop telling the world that your relationships, your efforts, your experiences are worth mockery. You are worth more than that. You have worth. You have a right to love yourself, too. You have a right to respect, too. You have a right to be taken seriously, too. You have a right to everything that everyone else has a right to. Every time you feel like you need to make a joke at your own expense, remind yourself of that. You. Deserve. More. Than. Laughter. At. Your. Existence.

[thebitchherself-hephestus]

So. [Hisses through teeth].

A middle school friend, who Deryn hasn't talked to in a year, just texted. And I'm fronting. And many OTHER cavernfolks are frontin. And all of us wanna troll the FUCK outta this bitch.

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[orcboxer]

and the post begins

because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me

GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)

but still, it's just about being polite

so now you know

[redstonedust]

random niche hill ill die on is that i think all languages should be called whatever they call themselves in that language. if it's español en español it should be español in english. what the hell is a spanish anyways.

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[oneheadtoanother]

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[bimbo-on-standby]

you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde

[virtualgirladvance]

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

[virtualgirladvance]

uhoh

[hearts01]

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

[itsallreallythere]

Okay, you found it, kids, you found a funny 9/11 joke that made me laugh out loud. _reaches deep into pocket_ Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a coke.

[escuerzoresucitado]

Beyblade

[necrowyrm]

Girls will see this and say "Fuck yeah!"

[the-sufferer]

90% of robotlikers more often than not also like that one specific red-magenta color. We all just collectively share a hivemind.

[the-sufferer]

This one.

We all saw this on a PC or in a piece of robot adjacent media ONCE and just decided it was THE color.

[hi-im-kaybee]

[purplerobofvcker]

i'm feeling extremely targeted wtf i know the hex colour code for that off by heart #FF0077

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

>I may be in the remaining [10 PERCENT]...

>I love [GAMEBOY] green!! [^_^]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

suckin her cock welding style