Camp Camp Audio Description notes: character name revelations
Characters will have placeholder descriptions until their names are revealed in the show. End credits and offscreen mentions do not count.
“Can you believe it, Max?” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”
“I’m not here to make friends, David.” - Max, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”
“You must be Nikki.” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”
“And you must be Neil.” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”
“Thank you, Quartermaster.” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”
“Get down from there, Space Kid!” - Gwen, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”
“Mr. Campbell? What are you doing here?” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”
“It’s Gwen.” - Gwen, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”
“I know, Sal.” - David, 1x1: “Escape from Camp Campbell”
“And here, we have our time-honored camp mascot, Larry the Hamster.” - David, 1x2: “Mascot”
“There’s a raccoon trying to scavenge Nerris.” - Neil, 1x2: “Mascot”
“Harrison, that’s incredible!” - David, 1x2: “Mascot”
“Call me Snake.” - Snake, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”
“Tabii, Erin, please.” - Sasha, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”
“That’s enough, Petrol.” - Pikeman, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”
“Cedar scout, first class, Edward Pikeman.” - Pikeman, - 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”
“Wow, Sasha, thanks.” - Neil, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”
“I named him Timothy.” - Nikki, 1x3: “Scout’s Dishonor”
“Man, Ered never gets yelled at for not working.” - Nikki, - 1x4: “Camp Cool Kidz”
“Don’t make this lame, Preston.” - Max, 1x4: “Camp Cool Kidz”
“Me? I’m Jasper.” - Jasper, 1x5: “Journey to Spooky Island”
“It’s such an honor to have the Camp Critic Committee visit us again.” - David, 1x6: “Reigny Day”
“…was to make young Dolph here the camp counselor for the day.” - David, 1x6: “Reigny Day”
“What do you know, Nurf?” - Nikki, 1x6: “Reigny Day”
“Bonquisha, I’m sorry.” - Max, 1x7: “Romeo & Juliet II: Love Resurrected”
“Hello, Lester.” - Fred, 1x8: “Into Town”
“Hey, there, Fred.” - Lester, 1x8: “Into Town”
“Thursday’s over, Scotty.” - Max, 1x9: “David Gets Hard”
“My name is Daniel.” - Daniel, 2x1: “Cult Camp”
“David, fire that f***ing weirdo, because I found us a new camp counselor, Jen.” - Gwen, 2x1: “Cult Camp”
“My name is Jermy Fartz.” - Jermy, 2x4: “Jermy Fartz”
“Great idea, Darla.” - Gregg, 2x5: “Jasper Dies at the End”
“But if he gets lost or something, the legal fees are coming out of your paycheck, Gregg.” - Campbell, 2x5: “Jasper Dies at the End”
“Yeppers. It’s the Quartermaster’s Quartersister.” David, 2x6: “Quartermaster Appreciation Day”
“My name’s Jacob.” - Jacob, 2x7: “Bonjour Bonquisha”
“Good morning, Miss Priss.” - Flower Scouts, 2x11: “Cookin’ Cookies”
“Look, Dirty Kevin don’t sell to no kids.” - Kevin, 2x11: “Cookin’ Cookies”
“Well, Mr. Guzmán, our people are calling them Las Diablitas.” - Cartel Member, 2x11: “Cookin’ Cookies”
“The name’s Candy.” - Candy, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”
“Carl.” - Carl, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”
“I’m Agent Miller, and this is my partner, Agent Miller.” - Agent Miller, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”
“Uh, well, you see, Mrs. Nurfington, we…” - David, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”
“Lt. Stuart Houston.” - Lt. Houston, 2x12: “Parents’ Day”
“Everyone, let’s give a patriotic welcome to Vera from Russia, Dang from Thailand, and from the esteemed and glorious, better than all others, and benevolently blessed by the… um, from North Korea, Hwan. Oh, and also Brian.” - David, 3x3: “Foreign Exchange Campers”
“I wanna say Graggle.” - Gwen, 3x8: “Something Fishy”
“Campers, say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Campwell.” - Gwen, 3x12: “Camp Corp.”
“Are you okay, Mr. Allen?” - British Student, “Arrival of the Torso Takers”
Xemüg’s Guide to Eternal Salvation front cover - 4x9: “Camp Loser Says What?”
“My Mildred’s legs are as straight as Percy over there!” - British Soldier, 4x13: “Campfire Tales”
“Oh, Ainsley, honey, don’t apologize.” - Miss Priss, 4x14: “Fashion Victims”
“Good girl, Missy.” - Louis, 4x15: “Party Pooper”
“Lucky Louis, in the flesh!” - Campbell, 4x15: “Party Pooper”
“But I read more of your diary and was able to track down one of your many high school crushes, Jake Stonewall.” - Max, 4x18: “Time Crapsules”
“Ah, CJ.” - David, 5x1: “Welcome back, Campers!”
