you couldn’t BREATHE from how hard you were laughing
he kept screeching that it was an accident and it’s not that funny
he also made you swear that you’d never tell anyone
what? Asra found out?? Wym???
whenever he has to give a speech, you’ll be right there in the front of the crowd
to this day no one has any idea why he always cracks up during speeches now
everyone kind of likes him more now since he’s showing a different side to him and isn’t always so serious
this man is never serious with you
constantly cracks jokes, whether they be playful or sexual just depends on his mood
he groans every single time you make a dad joke or a bad pun
he would rather die then tell you that he loves them
you two somehow always end up throwing food at each other
it’s not food that will leave a terrible mess but rather small things that are quick and easy to throw like grapes
the maids lowkey hate you for creating this new monster but are also thankful that the actual monster is gone
you won’t let him kiss you after his dogs have been licking all over his face
he’ll still try to kiss you though which makes you squeal and run away
only tells you this but he secretly loves to play hide n seek
you both constantly play it outside in the gardens and use the secret passages in the castle to sneak around faster
Lucio is one of those hiders that doesn’t stay still and constantly moves
desperately wants to learn how to braid your hair (which you find out later is just so he can playfully whip you with it)
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