#cecil-responds-pr

[mobiletaskforces-offical]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <333

I-

Oh!! Well, now I'm blushing and Panicking- I don't deserve this??

I, uh, I guess I should Figure out which Form applies to This kind of Event??

I thought it Was Form AW-TY20 ("Gratitude From Sentimental Expression") but-

I tried to Report it to HR?? And They asked me what Kind of "Chain Reaction" I initiated?

I've printed Eight copies of this Ask and stapled Them to the Janitor's closet Door. (Please let me Know if I Breached Protocol. Again.)

→ Intern Cecil

{OOC: <333 the compliment is so very appreciated, thank you so much! Always look forward to receiving your interactions! Now time to go drop a couple in some other inboxes... <3}

[mobiletaskforces-offical]

Hey just letting you if you see @/the-pineapple-offical.... do not engage, it seems like it cant be contained or neutralized, (we've tried, the pineapple is surprisingly scary)

Also it has something called "ferg" as an adopted kid? The thing bit Jim, Jim deserved it though.

- @the-scp-foundation-offical

(Not tagging the pineapple because he knows where I live)

Understood!!

Escalating newly Assigned number SCP-P███ to Apollyon Status via form A11-c ("Object Class Escalation: Request"). (uh... Whichever department receives that, Please expedite it.)

I'll Alert MTF Pi-7, "Forbidden Produce" for further observation Without engagement. (This seems Serious!)

SCP-P███-F ("ferg") will Also be under their Jurisdiction :)

We'll keep in Communication with the Foundation for Further updates!

→ (Senior) Intern Cecil (does this Mean I'm Not decommissioned??)

p.s. I'm sure Jim Didn't Deserve that!! ... maybe.

[mobiletaskforces-offical]

have copper?

We do not.

WE DO NOT have copper.

We Haven't had Copper since the Incident (Which I am still Legally barred from describing as I am under a Very Strict NDA.)

Per Director mandate, all Copper has been confiscated and Melted into SCP-███. No further Questions about SCP-███ will be Fielded.

Besides!!

Even if I Wanted to introduce Copper to the Site, Ethics would write me Up in another 401k-C3C1L Form ("This Was Your Fault, Cecil").

I already Have TWO of them on File.

→ Intern Cecil