What your favourite RQG pairing says about you
Zolf/Wilde: You're either relatively new to the fandom, or you've been here for at least 4 years and have basically committed to these guys for life.
Wilde/Grizzop: you like Zoscar but wish there was more biting involved.
Zolf/Hamid: You like ships where the dynamic isn't so much "enemies to lovers" as it is "difficult and messy friendship to difficult and messy romance".
Wilde/Hamid: You just really like charming men in pretty clothes and I can't blame you for that.
Grizzop/Hamid: You just want to see that halfling get absolutely destroyed, and I can't blame you for that either
Zolf/Hamid/Wilde: You actually really liked the epilogues, thank you very much.
Zolf/Wilde/Grizzop: Your favourite rqg fanfic is Miri's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Au.
Bertie/Wilde: You're still on season 1.
Bertie/Zolf: You're still on the prologue.
Grizzop/Veseek: You have at least one @areyouokaypanda drawing saved on your phone.
Carter/Wilde: You are Tumblr user @crayonturtle or Tumblr user @knifemartin
Barnes/Carter: You're *still* waiting for that 18 Month Timeskip Oneshot.
Cel/Barnes: You want to kiss that sailor sooo bad... You want to live on a houseboat with him soooooo bad......
Cel/Sasha: You either really like Lydia Nicholas, or you just like characters bonding over a shared love of violence.
Grizzop/Sasha: You want to live in the woods and consensually hunt your friends for sport sososososo bad. You're also probably some flavour of aromantic but who knows.
Skraak/Hamid: You are clapping and cheering any time Hamid develops a new draconic trait. You have relistened to the second airship arc more than once.
Azu/Hamid: You just want Azu to be happy.
Azu/Kiko: You just want Azu to be happy, and you're sapphic.
Azu/Sasha: You want Azu to be happy, you're sapphic, and you can't listen to episode 125 without crying
Ed/Tjelvar: I have nothing to say for this one but you're cool as fuck and this is a peak ship. We should be friends.