me: *complaining to my friend about how my younger sibling recently dyed their hair green and cut it into a mohawk, and how now im not the coolest sibling anymore*
my dear, loving friend, Celeste: "Bold of you to assume you were Ever the coolest sibling"
me:
Celeste: "You have at least three cooler siblings that i can name off the top of my head. Your brother who is a Blacksmith, your twin sister who is a motorcyclist, and your little sibling who is the coolest out of all of you"
"While You are the equivalent of a duckling who cant walk well, is easily frightened, and requires complete silence 90% of the time. The other 10% of the time is for the ducking itself, to scream."
me: "....i cant think of a solid argument to put into words but i Am arguing that"
Celeste: "you cant find an argument because I'm Right"
me: >:o
this is a callout for @nuketowncryptid for being wrong