Multiple people messaged / commented something like “How does teeth locking work? I googled it and got nothing” that’s because I made it up baby!!!!!
Zoey describes it as being “like goddamn hippos”
I love dumb bullshit xenoscience and one of my favorite anime is Simoun, a show where the pilots have to kiss sorry i mean pray to the skies to make their airplanes work
I always want more weird bullshit pseudoscience in my erotica and in a world where humans are as controlled by instinct as they are in omegaverse, there has got to be some weird thing Alphas want to do that other endotypes don’t quite get — possessiveness and fighting are not gendered tropes, but lots of species do wrestling or posturing (frequently nonlethal sorts, because they don’t want to die, they want to prove they are tough) (hippos do get violent enough to kill but they’re outliers) (wrestling is also obviously not gendered but what if there was a variant of it that was heavily coded that way, because omegaverse reasons ™️)
So I mashed together my favorite micro-tropes
“I know this looks like a kiss, but here’s my paper thin plausible deniability for saying it’s not”
“what the FUCK are those aliens doing”
“magic gender transformation”
“I guess I’m a straight [gender] because I’m sexually attracted to the right people….. oh god wait no, I don’t like them in a straight way, I like them in a gay way! I AM them!!!!!”
“What if an old woman taught me things I didn’t even know about my own body”
C+ aftercare. You tried, Celine. I mean I think you tried your best? God I hope that wasn’t your best