Thomas: I would die and kill for you. I would rip my heart out, gouge out my eyes, tear my organs apart and rip the flesh off my bones with my bare hands if that's what you wanted.
Andrew, sad asexual: Yeah but you'd want to fuck me too.
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Thomas: I would die and kill for you. I would rip my heart out, gouge out my eyes, tear my organs apart and rip the flesh off my bones with my bare hands if that's what you wanted.
Andrew, sad asexual: Yeah but you'd want to fuck me too.
Wrote another fic. I'm gonna go through it again later but I posted it anyway.
Lotus (tentative name)
Consistently reminded of my asexuality when I see a photo being reblogged with horny tags/comments on it and all I react with is a dispassionate "huh" or mild "Interesting" before scrolling past
I just got an adorable image in my head of YouTuber Suho playing a game on stream and a sleepy Sieun comes into the room, sits on his lap and falls asleep; Suho meanwhile just continues playing his game, though he lowers his voice and shifts his position gently so Sieun would be more comfortable.
Sieun is mortified when he wakes up and sees clips of it in the group chat.
"You think my nose is perfect?"
"Well, it's straight."
"At least one part of me is."
THOMAS 🤣
I wish the Include function worked more like the Exclude function on Ao3 in that I want to add many fandoms and see ALL fics for multiple fandoms at once NOT just crossovers between all of the fandoms I tagged.
It'd be so much simpler to filter by fandoms I DO want to see rather than excluding all the ones I DON'T want to see.
I bet Dazai would write badly written fanfic and tape it to Chuuya's fridge or somewhere else in his penthouse that he'd have to see it or hide them in odd places that Chuuya just KEEPS FINDING FOR FUCKS SAKE DAZAI HOW MANY DID YOU WRITE
Alternatively, he'd write really good ones that Chuuya unfortunately gets really into only to end them with cliffhangers and make Chuuya wait months, while teasing and giving enticing hints, between chapters
Chuuya kicks his ass in anger either way
HAPPY MOON DAY MONDAY!!! 🥳
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