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How big of a blade can tiny Andrew wield?
Wymack: Where the fuck did you get that.
Ceorl but he's a chort (or čert) with a prettyboy human disguise lol
How did I not know about this?!
A wonderful short film following one of our dear Rohirrim textual ruins, Dúnhere, as he travels to sound the alarm after the first battle of the Fords of Isen.
It is a fan film, but the scenery and score are AMAZING and I had many ~feels~.
@ceorl I just finished writing your christmas gift, which is the outline and brain scramble of my entire original story that’s been cogitating since this summer. Reading it will be like slurping up the inside of my silly little brain. Scary (Dare I hope you like it
I don’t know why i’m making a post about it but aaaaaah vulnerability etc. screaming crying throwing up
Dude check this out
DIRELY NEED
men of middle-earth ❅ northmen ❅ headcanon disclaimer
The Riders of Rohan were the horse-mounted warriors of the Rohirrim, divided into several éoryd led by the Marshals of the Riddermark. At the time of the War of the Ring, many riders did noble deeds and many others perished in battle. Among the éored of Éomer who overran the Uruk-hai of Uglúk were his squire Éothain, who doubted the tale of holbytlan captured by orcs, and the warriors Gárulf, Adwig, and Ethelred, who lost their lives in the fight. The Three Hunters were given horses by Éomer, Aragorn riding Hasufel, once the steed of Gárulf, while Legolas and Gimli together rode Arod, once the steed of Adwig. Ethelred’s horse, Brego, fled the battle and ran wild, until eventually he was recovered and returned to Edoras, where Aragorn soothed him into a steed worthy of riding into battle once more. Two valiant captains of the Riders were Grimbold of Grimslade, descendant of Grim, and Gamling the Old. Grimbold served under Théodred, Second Marshal of the Mark, and took command of the Fords of Isen after his prince fell, holding it until reinforcements arrived. Gamling, known in his youth as Baldwig, was an old man at the Battle of the Hornburg, but he was still a commanding presence and was the first to realize that orcs had penetrated the Deep through its culvert, and led the counter-attack himself. Dúnhere, Lord of Harrowdale and nephew of Erkenbrand, served under Grimbold in the Battle of the Fords of Isen, and later rode the muster of the Rohirrim at his homeland of Harrowdale, answering the call of the King for soldiers to fight in the War. Many riders answered and all were welcomed, including Wídfara of the Wold, Herubrand and his son Herefara, the ceorl Fastwine who had served as a messenger and won the King’s favor, and many others. Wídfara joined the éored of Elfhelm, while Herubrand, Herefara, and Fastwine were invited to Théoden’s personal éored, the King’s Riders, to replace three soldiers who had fallen at Helm’s Deep. The only warrior whose service was refused was the Lady Éowyn, the King’s sister-son, who was commanded to remain in Rohan to lead in his stead. But Éowyn would not be denied, and she disguised herself as the warrior Dernhelm and rode with the Riders to Gondor against her uncle’s orders. On the journey, she befriended Meriadoc Brandybuck, who was likewise defying Théoden’s word, and together they rode the horse Windfola into battle. In the end, the combined attack of Dernhelm and Merry were enough to slay the unkillable Witch-king of Angmar, though not in time to save the life of Théoden King. Many men fell in the Battle of Pelennor Fields, including six of the King’s Riders: Harding and Horn, valiant men both; Herefara and his father Herubrand; the ceorl Fastred, akin to Fastwine, and Guthláf the banner-bearer. So also fell Dúnhere and Déorwine and Grimbold, mighty commanders. All were remembered in the Song of the Mounds of Mundburg, a grand poem honoring those who gave their lives fighting against the Shadow, their names going down in history alongside those of Gondor’s Captains of the Outlands who also perished on that fateful day.
Resilience (LoTR story, ch 13 posted, 7-14-21)
An unexpected event and a chance encounter bring Lothiriel of Dol Amroth and the King of Rohan together. Now, neither of their lives will ever be the same as they were. [Complete in 24 chapters]
Chapter 13
Lothiriel had felt inactive and unhelpful all these many days, but now her days were crammed full. Gardening occupied her morning, then sewing all afternoon and dancing lessons in the evening. At least she felt justifiably tired, when she tumbled into her bed at day’s end. She had never realized that tiredness could be a good feeling, carrying with it a sense of accomplishment. She had been tired before, but that resulted more from boredom and too much idleness. Productive activities were a far more enjoyable and interesting way to spend her days.
The dress was finished the next afternoon, and Lothiriel had joined Seftehad and a couple of her friends in making the other preparations – deciding what else she would wear, how her hair would look and preparing for the meal to be served to their guests. It was only to be a small gathering, though anyone in town who wished was invited to witness the couple speaking their vows. Eomer had given permission for them to partition a corner of the hall for their wedding meal.
The only other wedding plans Lothiriel had ever been directly involved in were when her older brother married his wife. She had not yet reached twenty years of age, and was pleased to be included. Usually it was just the bride’s family and friends who attended her, and with no sisters or female cousins, Lothiriel was inexperienced with the practice.
Though that had been her one and only chance to assist a bride, it was of no help to her now. Gondor’s traditions were not the same as those in the Riddermark, not to mention the differences between noble marriages and the wedding of common folk. But the giggling girls gathered for the preparations were a cheery bunch, and Lothiriel was delighted to be invited to participate, as well as being treated as one of them.
xxxxx (Jun 23)
The morning of the actual wedding dawned bright and sunny. Even the wind had died down, as though holding its breath in anticipation. Both Ceorl and Seftehad had been released from their duties through the end of June, that they might have the chance to settle into their home and begin to build their married life. With Ceorl leaving just a few days later, to be gone a month on the journey to Minas Tirith, they were particularly grateful for this respite.
Ceorl had purchased a small house on a backstreet midway up the hill, and along with friends he had put the last touches on it the night before the marriage was to occur. After they finished, all the men ate supper together and drank toasts well into the evening as the married men teased Ceorl about the changes to come in his life once he had a bride.
Eowyn’s gift to the couple was to be the wedding meal itself and the Meduseld kitchens were full of activity. Lothiriel was overseeing getting the tables and benches set up and arranged to her satisfaction, and then she collected the plants from the garden that she would use as the basis of the wedding wreath. This tradition was not one that they knew in Gondor. As it had been explained to her, a plain wreath shape was the foundation, and then guests added various plants that symbolized well wishes to the couple: health, happiness, fertility, protection and so forth.
There was not a great abundance of flowers in the Meduseld garden just yet, but Eomer had told her to take whatever she wanted since she was responsible for the garden blooming at all. Ivy was easy, and simple to work into the desired position. That formed her base, but she also added roses as a symbol of the couple’s love for one another. She would have to wait until the meal to see what others brought.
Weddings could take place almost anywhere, but with the King’s permission, they chose the steps of Meduseld so that everyone would be able to see the brief ceremony. Even for those who barely knew the two that were marrying, it was a cause to celebrate – renewal, rebirth, rebuilding. All events they particularly wanted to see happen now.
The only weddings Lothiriel had ever witnessed were among the nobility of Gondor, and therefore far more elaborate. Not that the ceremony itself was appreciably longer, but that the nobles liked to take the opportunity to display their wealth and importance in their clothing, the decorations and the other related activities.
It had sometimes felt to Lothiriel more as though they were putting on a show for others than they were celebrating a special event in their own lives. While she understood that many of their marriages were planned alliances, based on the benefit each brought to the union, she had never understood why they did not at least try to make it personal and special as much as they could.
Shortly before the noon hour, everyone was gathered and the principal people involved took their places. Ceorl and Seftehad faced one another, one step down from Eothain standing on Meduseld’s terrace.
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Just slipped into the connor stream right during the straw one/two hole question and got so heated I immediately had to close twitch. It's TWO holes ONE tunnel
This has tainted any future Connor interactions I may see
i wasnt watching i missed that bit but i woulda bit connor cant lie