#ceramic confusions

[teacups-show-double-life]

LUNAR occurrence. Bro you got this use your 10 gifted brains cells

…No. you’re kidding me. I-

I swear if they come out of-

wait

the goop

the portal

wait it’s still open

Oh my god

maybe I can-

Ooc: @spaces-contractor

[teacup-the-intern]

Hey Ted, it's me, MM God (the first one). Welcome. Also I totally don't look like Lunar that would be insane like. Imagine. Lmao <- lying

What. No.

Lunar im not doing this right now.

Also what’s MM?? And what do you mean you’re the god of it?!

[teacups-show-double-life]

[It had been weeks since TSDL had gotten up and running. The show was going semi-smoothly, having mainly good reviews and a decent following from the public. On the outside, it was just another goofy talk show, something to put on and watch for fun.

On the inside, drama was brewing. The cast members all had their own access to the official blog of the show, though most of them didn’t bother to use it frequently.

Solei was one of the few who used it a lot, mainly because he was stuck in a horrifying thread of asks from these “shape” anons who seemed to be in a reality eerily similar to the one of a show by the name of Inanimate Insanity.

Whether it was real or not, it was taking a toll on the celestial object.

And while that was happening, Teacup, the host, was dealing with his own predicament.

Ted’s goop. It kept ending up everywhere. It was disgusting. He told Ted to take care of it, but no luck. So he resorted to cleaning it himself.]

“Ew ew ewww.. Blegh… this stuff is so nasty.. it’s just- goopy. Ew.”

[kneeling on the ground, he used a wet rag to try and scrub it up. Unfortunately, it only ended up sticking to the rag, and then his own hand.]

“Okaaayy that’s just disgustING WHOA-!”

[Teacup yelped as his arm slipped down into the goop. Past the floor. Maybe he was imagining things? He tried to get his arm out, but it only resulted in him getting sucked further in.]

“HEY, UHH… ANYONE HERE? I NEED HELP- PLEASE-!”

[it was no use. He was stuck. The goop was like quicksand, slowly pulling him further in. He shouted for help until his mouth was fully covered from there, he could still see above, but it felt like the rest of his body was just.. hanging there? Only seconds later, he was falling.]

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

[teacups-show-double-life]

So.. guys. Uh.

Ted went missing. I looked around the entire studio and he’s just.. gone. I can’t find him anywhere. Nobody else can.

I mean it’s not unlike him to just leave for a bit, but he always annoys me to say that he’s leaving.

I’m- I’m not freaking out. I’m not stressed.

[teacups-show-double-life]

Okay silly question time no foreshadowing I promise (unless.../hj)

Tea why are your limbs dark blue when everyone else's is black?

Wh- How is this question relevant at all?? I’m- I’m not the only one with colored limbs!! Uh- Sasha has green limbs- oh, I suppose that’s because her whole body is the stem and.. yeah… But Solei has rainbow limbs-!! …that’s just Solei though I guess..

Honestly- I.. I don’t know? Now that I think about it, I’ve- I’ve never really seen anyone else with dark blue limbs.. okay I don’t like thinking about this anymore you’re starting to freak me out, Contractor.

[teacups-show-double-life]

[Falling, falling, STILL falling. It felt endless.

Until it…. Wasn’t?]

“aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOF. OWWWwwwww…”

[Teacup looked around, observing an… unfamiliar sight. It was.. night. And there were a lot of buildings.

a city, perhaps. There was one building in particular that.. caught his eye though.

It looked like some sort of headquarters of maybe a tech company? All he knew was it said.. CeramiCode..? Who the fuck names a company that.

He looked around, and suddenly felt a raindrop. Then another. And soon enough, it was pouring. He felt rain start to collect in his cup, so he scrambled towards the building, hoping maybe he would be able to hide there for just a short moment.]

“Jeez.. holy Toast..”

[he tilted himself, pouring a majority of the water out before standing upright once more, fixing his tie. Then he entered the building. Pristine floors, shimmering walls of screens and technology.

And at the front? A statue. Of. Him?]

“What the fuck-?”

[Teacup looked around in confusion. Where was he? What was happening? Why was-]

“hey.. just so you know, the building is closing for the night soon.. no visitors..”

[That was his voice. That was him. But.. not? What the fuck was happening.]

“Hi. Uh..”

“Whoa whoa whoa hold up back up. why do you sound like me.”

“I- I don’t know-?”

[The two Teacups stared at each other for a long while before the unfamiliar Teacup backed away.]

“Fuck.. I think I’m gonna be sick.. sorry-“

[And with that he ran off, leaving Ty Teacup on his own, more confused than he already was. Until a hand grabbed at his foot, suddenly tugging him through the floor.]

“OH GOD AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh…… what.”

…

“I was told you needed help.”

[teacup-the-intern]

...I don't think you belong here, exactly-

Where is Ty?

-🎭 (@masky-the-unmarked)

no shit Sherlock, obviously I don’t belong here!

Where is Ty-? He’s not here, he didn’t come with me I don’t think.

[teacups-show-double-life]

Ted, I've returned.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW TY FELL INTO YOUR GOOP?! WHAT. WOULDN'T YOU, I DUNNO, FEEL IT?!

HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN GONE-

- @spaces-contractor

LIKE 30 MINUTES?? AN HOUR?? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW???? AND NO I WOULDNT FEEL IT IF THE GOOP ISNT IN MY CUP I DONT FEEL WHAT HAPPENS TO IT