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I WILL LICK THE GOOP IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO -The snail now on teds rim

NO NO NO EW GET OFF OF ME—

[Ted grabs the snail by it’s shell, throwing it off of him. It lands splat dab in the middle of Elliot’s face.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

OH SHIT—

no. if you dont tell i will find out myself :] _STILL CLIMBING SNAIL

WHAT-?? WHAT. LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ARE NOT LICKING MY GOOP GET OFF OF ME—

What th… Uhhh- Ted….?? There’s a Snail on you-

YES THANK YOU FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS, ELLIOT. I AM AWARE.

*Slowly slimes my way up teds handle*

-The same snail now wearing a top hat

Wh- EuUGH-?? GET OFF ME YOU STICKY LITTLE FREAK!!

[Ted tries to shake the snail off of him]

Ted what do you taste like -A curious snail

Why the fuck would you ask me that??? Also a fucking SNAIL??

Pride month is OVER have fun being straight again(/j)

DAMNNIT.

LUNAR occurrence. Bro you got this use your 10 gifted brains cells

…No. you’re kidding me. I-

I swear if they come out of-

wait

the goop

the portal

wait it’s still open

Oh my god

maybe I can-

Ooc: @spaces-contractor

BRO???? TED WHAT HAPPENED????

I FUCKING FELL????? I DONT KNOW

Can someone get me some popcorn. Also. Watch the goop you came out of there may be a sudden LUNAR occurrence. Lol

What- huh-?? Popcorn?! But this isn’t entertaining!! Also watch the goop-?? What do you mean-

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