Some Random Ceramic Giant/Mechagolem Headcanon's
They cuddle so much in the summer. Golem's naturally cool due to being made out of, well, mud, which really helps Robert (who probably still is not paying for heating or AC) cool down during the warm, sticky California nights. They don't cuddle as much during the winter for the same reason, though.
So many picnic/stargazing/hiking/family outings/other outside dates. Most places aren't exactly Golem -or kaiju- friendly, after all. Their few inside dates are usually full night things. Movie nights, gaming nights, trying new recipes together that always end up a little burnt or over seasoned or whatever but are always fun, etc, etc.
Speaking about kaiju's, Madri (Bruno's kid) is so well loved. And she also loves her dads very much. Beef is her favorite, though. Because Beef is a wonderful family dog, obviously.
Such freaking romantics. I'm not even kidding. They're practically the picture of a perfect married couple six months into the relationship.
They have matching coffee mugs. They sit next to each other, sharing headphones, listening to music or sappy poems or whatever the fuck, as they recoup during breaks. Golem will sometimes incorporate the whole mech suit into him -really, he's just more layering himself over the mech suit- and Robert never feels safer than when he does.
Robert once bleed into Bruno's mouth and then asked the construct to keep it just because he's a freak with abandonment issues.
Golem agreed with no complaints. There's a very slight brownish-red tint over where his heart would be if he was human now.
It turns them both on so much. And I'm ending it here cuz I'm shit at NSFW, lol.












