#cerebrocast

[beyoncenotbroadway]

Xmen sprites from the Cerebro Discord

[venomyzed]

FUCK 🚫 YOU 🚫 HANK 🚫 MCCOY 🚫 I FUCKING HATE YOU 😡 you sad, self-hating little war criminal 😡 i’ve never 🙅 liked you and every day, and everything i learn about you 🫵 makes me HATE YOU MORE 😡💥💥💥 you are a BOTTOMLESS TOILET 🚽 OF A PERSON and the deeper you go the WORSE 🤢 IT STINKS 🤢🤮 and the more Women 👯‍♀️ you find left behind that YOUVE DISCARDED AND TREATED LIKE SHIT 💩 🤢 you are DISGUSTING AND NOBODY LIKES YOU 🫵 and i dont want to hear your “uuh wahh nobody likes me because im ugly 🥺” BITCH SHUT UP 💥💥💥 ARE YOU KIDDING ME I CANT OPEN MY PHONE WITHOUT SEEING A furry☝️ SO MISS ME 🙅 WITH THAT SHIT 🙅🚫 also THERE IS A SKELETON ☠️ FLOATING IN pink goo SITTING FIVE FEET AWAY FROM YOU 🫵 and his name is Glob Herman and people fucking 💞 LOVE HIM💞 are you dumb? NOBODY LIKES YOU 🫵 BECAUSE OF WHO YOU 🫵 ARE AND WHO YOU ARE IS A

toxic ✅

imperialist ✅

race traitor ✅

genocidal FREAK ✅

and ☝️ im not even gonna get into the Latin American genocide because we dont have time. BUT ☝️ OF COURSE THATS ON YOUR FUCKING RAP SHEET 🫵 you EVIL BLUE BALL BUM BITCH and the WORST PART 🤮 is its not even new 😒 because THRENODY ❤️ shows us YOU 🫵 HAVE 🫵 ALWAYS🫵 BEEN 🫵 THAT GIRL 🫵 BECAUSE YOU ARE THAT GIRL 🫵 and i knew you were ‼️AND I AM NOT DONE ‼️ the X-MEN UNIVERSE has endless ways of making people suffer ☝️ and i HAVE YET TO SEE ONE 1️⃣ THAT ADEQUATELY CAPTURES what i WANT to see happen TO YOU 🫵 but until that way I WANT YOU PUT ON A FUCKING WATCH-LIST 🕵️ HANK MCCOY I WANT YOU TO NEVER 🙅🚫 be able to speak to another WOMAN 💃 or BLACK 💃🏿 or BROWN 💃🏽 person AGAIN 💥💥💥 ESPECIALLY threnody ❤️ you stay away from MY girl 👯‍♀️ AND DO YOU HEAR ME 👂 i am dead ⚰️ serious (LEAVE HER ALONE) AND I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE ANOTHER GOOD DAY ☝️ AS LONG AS YOU LIVE 🫵 AND ONE MORE THING ✋ tessa ❤️ could be BLACK OUT DRUNK 🍷💤 and she is STILL SMARTER than YOU 🫵 on your BEST DAY 🫵 im done.

[arumidden]

I just found out that there’s an alternate Earth comic where Scott and Alex were abducted along with their parents and raised as Starjammers.

Scott never got his head trauma so he has control of his eye beams. Sometimes his eyes are fully red and sometimes they’re not; I have no idea if these are coloring errors or on purpose.

Ch’od and Raza are replaced by Rocket and Groot for this lineup, which I hate. Stop forcing the Guardians of the Galaxy characters onto other space teams. Hepzibah barely resembles her original skunky self in this. Her tail is so short and doesn’t even have any black in it.

HOWEVER, Hepzibah and Chris are finally MARRIED in this universe! And Chris constantly calls her his wife!!

Sadly, this comes from the short-lived Heroes Reborn 2021 event and this is only the back-up to Hyperion and the Imperial Guard, so there isn’t any more of this.

I want more of this universe so badly. I want Corsair being able to actually raise his sons. I want Scott and Alex who got to have good childhoods. I want Scott being able to control his eye beams. I want Hepzibah being step-mom to Scott and Alex. I want happy Summers Family adventures in space. Why is this only a half issue and why does more of it not exist.

[sapphire-mage]

Been getting into the Cerebrocast podcast and catching some of the videos they make on the side. And this bit fucking killed me.

[baddielabelle]

[racefortheironthrone]

Speaking of Magento and his identities, wasn’t there some to do about him supposed to be Xorn originally too?

With all the best will in the world, I am not going to explain Xorneto or the post-Morrison retcon in detail, because it simply does not make sense on any kind of Watsonian level and it makes my head hurt trying to hold the whole thing in my mind at the same time.

All you need to understand is that for their own sui generis reasons having to do with their love of Silver Age comics over Bronze Age comics and their family background in the non-violent anti-nuclear movement, Morrison infamously despised Magneto. And so they set out to write the last Magneto story that could ever be told, which culminates with a drug-addled master of magnetism enacting a human genocide in Manhattan.

While Grant Morrison's New X-Men is rightfully considered to have been one of the greatest runs post-Claremont, this particular plotline and character arc (in a run that was not exactly lacking for shocking twists and unusually adult themes) proved to be the most controversial aspect of the run - to the point where Marvel editorial immediately retconned it as having been actually the work of Xorn who had pretended to be Magneto pretending to be Xorn. (And let's not even get into Zorn, and no that's not a typo.)

For a fuller explanation, I would point you towards the excellent Cerebrocast episode featuring Spencer Ackerman, which features a respectful but passionate debate between Connor Goldsmith and Spencer over the merits of Morrison's story and the ensuing retcon. For what it's worth, I side with Spencer; I think that as powerful as the story at the time was, it was ultimately a mistake by a gifted creator who never resonated with why Claremont's original retcon was so essential to making the character one that people cared about.

[kryptonians]

I started thinking about this because I realized it’s from the podcast I started listening to which is a lot of fun. It took me about a half hour to find it so I’m posting it here forever.

[cartamoth]

the cerebrocast animatics have some great sight gags but this might be my favorite in a while