#cesar millan

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Breaking Fake News: César Millán Stabbed

3-15-26 by G. Cassius Longinus

The world of harmful and ineffective dog training was shaken today when famous “Dog Whisperer” César Millán was injured in a stabbing by an enraged senate of magpies, who surrounded him and pecked at him resulting in numerous very minor cuts.

The magpies have not yet been charged because they are magpies.

[toothybj]

The Takeover

[securityunit-ese]

👀

are any of us truly shocked tho

[halodogcollar]

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[fandomlife-confessions]

[kick-the-baby]

Ummm...

[cipher-of-the-round-table]

Rewatching the Meme House streams.

Cesár Milan is naked, playing Johnny Zest’s guitar, while Funky Kong watches, cooking and convulsing in pain, meanwhile, Funky’s housemate, Bonzi Buddy, is in league with Satan, Kira Yoshikage lives next door with Killer Queen and the main trio of Bulk Bogan, Garfield the Cat and DIO Brando are smoking weed to help DIO’s writing career of publishing his stalker photos of Johnny Zest.

I have no reaction to this information.

[veryslowreader]

Be the Pack Leader by Cesar Millan

The Back-up Plan