“For the sake of your passengers, you have got to keep a better look-out.” Culdee warned.
“No need - I know this railway like the back of my smokebox.” Godred declared.
“…Have you ever seen the back of your smokebox?”
“W- no, but I know it as well as the back of my buffers!”
“We don't have buffers.”
“Regardless,” Godred continued. “You worry too much, Culdee. I've got my automatic brakes, and my driver had his controls in my cab. What more could you want?”
“More common sense from you.” Replied Culdee, trying to sound stern like Ernest.
“Peh - Hah!” Godred barked out a sharp laugh. “What need have I for ‘commoner cents’?”
“That's not what I sai-”
“Honestly, Culdee. You may be named after the mountain our railway was built upon, but you needn't be as thick as it.”
“The size of our mountain cowers at the size of your ego.”
Godred only rolled his eyes.
“Juuust you wait, Culdee. Come opening day, I'll make this railway the best on the island. No. The best in the COUNTRY.” Godred declared. “I'll make sure of it - I'm taking the first train.”
“I suddenly have a strong sense of worry about opening day.”
“Why? Afraid I'll be too great an act to follow? You can always give the job to Ernest or Wilfred. Ernest may have a pin or two wound too tightly, but she at least shares my desire for perfection. Wilfred, however…” Godred paused. “He could use the toughening up.”
Culdee groaned, having had more than enough. He could only hope that Ernest could talk sense into Godred before it was too late.
Hi I'm Xanth (CarniRot) and this is where you will find posts about my beloved horses in Horse Isle 3. I figured I should start a blog because I think about my horses all the time, even during long breaks from the game. My main blog is @aidens-moldy-pizza, I follow and comment from there! Please keep in mind my main blog is a MinorsDoNotFollow zone, it is messy and weird and a little bit N S F W at times.
Coyote Fancy Ranch is situated in a plains biome next to a crashed island. We sell our wares at II-Coyote Fancy-II in Sandy Shores!
Asks are welcome! I'll answer to the best of my ability. For tack art questions there may be delay depending on when I get on the game.
Here you will find me gushing over my favorite horses and lineages! Maybe some other Horse Isle stuff idk. I never played the original two games and I'm not a fan of how people are treated within the game, however, I have a hopeless addiction. psst join me in hell I would love to see more people hanging out and having fun :)
Tagging information below the cut!
TAGS :
#meet the horses : horse profiles
#CFR : abbreviation of Coyote Fancy Ranch, this will be found before a horse's name.
#not CFR : posts that relate to the game but not specific horses.
PREFIXES :
#ROTTF prefix : Short for Rottfang, it has connections to my personal OC universe #TswD. These are my "working horses", horses I am actively breeding to be the best for my personal taste. Primarily compers and "cave ponies" can be found here.
#LUMAR prefix : Short for Lucky Nightmare, it has connections to my personal OC universe #TswD. These are horses I'm breeding to be pretty and special only, not focusing on stats at all (me when I lie). Kladruby is my current focus here!
#stors prefix : Short for [REDACTED], it is connected to literally me lol. These are Norwegian breeds. While I have plans to return to both the Norwegian Warmblood and Norwegian Fjord, they are on a lengthy back burner while I sort out my ROTTF stats.
#CarniNot Prefix : not my prefix
LINEAGES :
#AH lineage : Horses related to Aela the Huntress, my first comper to start placing within the top 5s at Mane Events. Aela was never infind.
#DW lineage : Horses related to What Will We Do With a Drunken Whaler, my first comper ever usually placed within or close to top 10s. Whaler was never infind.
#OR lineage : Horses related to my supered Norwegian Warmblood. They are currently in my comper ranks, though eventually I hope to breed them back to Norwegian Warmbloods. Oleander is infind.
#LY lineage : Horses related to Lyra, a lucky find miniature Knabstrupper I caught. They are currently in my comper lines with goals to return to being classified as Knabstruppers. Lyra is infind.
#PCE lineage : Horses related to P E A R C E, a super ordered curly sport. He looks like he's wearing a brown coat okay? AND. He has green eyes. He's full of moldy pizza.
tfw started watching tf2 shorts and sfms and immediately got sucked into the fandom like a vacuum
there will be occasional frequent dadson spyscout rbs and posts. also general warning for dark themes includes noncon, abuse, and paraphiIias. i won't always post these but they may come up!
and obligatory disclaimer: i do NOT condone any of this depicted behavior irl.
because of sensitive content this blog is 18+. if you're not of age i do not fucking want you here
same goes with pedos/groomers trying to hide in profic spaces, you are never welcome
yap tag is #silencium, art tag is #liart
update: apparently i have tags for three different spsc dynamics now.
#red is comic-aligned. #blu is a canon divergent version where spy takes custody of scout. #cfr is cross-faction red scout, #cfb is cross-faction blu scout. #cloak and batter is platonic only.
i tag both my art as well as rbs that i think fit them!
Góóól! Jók voltunk, nyertünk!!! Rúgtunk 3 gólt, de csak egyet kaptunk! Hajrá, Cséféré! (és a házigazda sem vert agyon a totál inkompetens kommentárjaim miatt). Erre nem sör kell, igyunk Unikumot (jaj!). Reggel meg kaptam ébresztőnekegy kotyogoós kávét, amit gyanútlanul elfogyasztottam. Akkor vettem észre, hogy mégsem kellett volna, mikor a házigazda felesége megkérdezte, hogy miért mosogatom el a tegnap már elmosogatott edényeket is.
