you know what this picture makes me think of?
a mother wheeling around her newborn whilst the two older children are just annoyed
and well, newborns can't really smile until a few weeks [or months, can't remember] after they're born ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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you know what this picture makes me think of?
a mother wheeling around her newborn whilst the two older children are just annoyed
and well, newborns can't really smile until a few weeks [or months, can't remember] after they're born ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Divorced Dads
(radioslience caregivers)
-Alastor-
absolutely tries to ruin your perception of vox
it doesn't work, you just find it silly
if you're not feeling well, he absolutely blames it on Vox, especially when Vox had you the night before
while normal al cg gives you very limited screentime, this verison gives you none
(but sometimes you'll watch tv with Niffty or Husk when Al's not there)
he calls you: little one, my dear, fawn
you call him: papa/pa, Al, Allie
you have a lot of picture books and short chapter books
al keeps you on a very strict routine
he probably has like those big worksheet books to keep you busy
he always reads to you before bed
He brings you to overlord meetings when Husk is busy working
(cause we all know Niffty ain't a good babysitter)
Carmilla's not happy about it, but she's smart enough to know not to stop him
someone tried complaining once, and they weren't heard from for quite a while
you like seeing Rosie a lot!
Rosie defintely makes most of the clothes you wear when you're with Alastor
you like having tea parties with Niffty, Husk and Angel
Charlie and Husk are your main babysitters with Alastor
-Vox-
he also talks bad about Alastor to you- you also find this silly
he gives you extra screentime just to spite Alastor
Your bedroom is very close to his in case you need him in the middle of the night
you're not allowed around Val alone
Velvette makes all of your clothes that you wear with Vox
He plays Mario games with you all the time
He's learning from Velvette how to do your hair
you're probably a spoiled brat lowkey
Your bed is literally covered in stuffed animals
Vox likes to order custom made plushies and blankets for you
he argues about stuff with alastor about you 24/7
it's kind of funny actually
you think their fights are petty and silly
(dont we all)
he and Al fight over custody
he calls you: shark pup, biter, darling
you call him: any variation of dad/dada
Caregiver Vox Moodboard !!
Encourages you to use electronics as much as he can, but only because it's where he can supervise you the most. Purposefully gets rid of bad channels or unchild friendly things, Will stop his evil monologue to tuck you into bed.
caregiver!vox moodboard :3
sfw interaction only !
can someone draw a picture or a comic of CG!Vox singing 'She's just a ragdolly,' from Raggedy Anne to Little!Velvette
If anyone draws this, please tag me, so I can see
since Velvette is supposed to be a doll I think
"She's just a rag dolly, happy and smiling away
a lovely rag dolly, wishin your worries away
and I get so jolly, knowing it's funny but true
a little rag dolly, sweet as can be, could be friends with a dolly like you."
Now some headcanons
The Vees As Caregivers HCs
🦋-Valentino
has no idea what he's doing
will shut up his fussy little by just shoving a paci in their mouth
someone wants him while he's playing with little!reader: "Fucking wait! Ay, mijo/mija, can you believe their audacity to interrupt us?"
really more of a babysitter of vox and/or velvette's little i feel
calls you: mijo/mija, mariposa, lovebug, poofball
his little's favorite shows/movies are: elena of alavor, wish, encanto, sofia the first
Better with toddler regressors than baby regressors- how does he help someone who can't tell him what they need?!
spoils his little with snacks
mismatched clothes 24/7. do not trust this man to pick out your outfits
🎀-Velvette
definitely spoils her little the most
auntie vel fr fr
best fashion sense for littles
posts her little on social media 24/7 (unless they're not okay with it)
really good with clingy regressors- like she's constantly with you if she can be
will bring you to overlord meetings
she will get you into broadway shows whether you like it or not
her littles favorite shows/movies: Doc Mcstuffins, Ugly Dolls, allll the barbie movies, Monster High
What she calls you: BabyDoll, little gremlin, darling, bean
📺Vox-
probably your primary caregiver
he will pass on his shark hyperfixation onto you
screen limits? pssh, unless his little is having headaches or their eyes are bloodshot the kid can have all the screentime they want
he does monitor your activity however
he will literally hide you behind him when alastor comes close
vox's little loves to bite (and will cry if scolded)
entire snack pantry in little!reader's room.
vox's little is a spoiled brat
tonssss of shark things.
like
your entire bedroom/nursery is shark themed
vox's little LOVES vark
can you tell vox is my favorite
what he calls you: spark, biter, prince/princess/prinxe, little shark, shark pup
vox's little is probably a ocean themed sinner of some sort
his little's favorite shows/movies: Nemo, Octonauts,Pokémon, Bluey, Wild Kratts
a/n: would y'all like to see alastor cg headcanons next?
I found a document of ideas for oneshots and I'm in a writing mood rn
which one should I do?
TVs little Radio [CG!Vox + Little!Alastor]
Baby's radio tower [first time Onyx & Little!Alastor met]
Flight, Fight or Fawn [Alastor regresses in front of everyone]
Not the only little overlord [Rosie regresses]