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Fritz : I have the hospital on
Mari : You could have gotten yourself killed!! what do you have to say for yourself?!?
Mike: So, I know I'm bleeding out of my stomach, and I know this might be a bad time, but I think I'm in love with you
Silver Wolf: You're too late
PirateDORKS! You'll never stop
Mari : That's where youre wrong!
We'll stop you using the powers
Foxy: Incredible violence
Gabe : Dear Diary, 1987, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count
Charlie : Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Micheal : The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Charlie : ...Literally all you had to do was say no.
Jeremy : Would you please not 'Mike Schmidt' this into a situation worse than it already is?
Mike : Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?
Mari : What just happened??
Natalie : A stranger just lured Mike away with a candy bar
Charlie : You use sarcasm to distance people
Baby : And yet you're still here
Carlton : Permission to give a fuck?
Foxy : *puts salt in coffee* * gives it to mari*
Foxy : ...didnt the coffee taste weird?
Mari : Yes but I didnt want to hurt your feelings so I drank all of it
Ennard, crawling through the vents* : Bless you
Ennard : Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Charlie : *gets down on one knee*
Baby : Oh my god it's finally happening!
Baby : You finally got feet!
Clay : You've never used a gun before have you?
Scott, throwing guns at the target : I'm out of guns I need another one
Scott : I want to be a father one day, its a shame I dont have any kids
Mike : Dear Diary, today my father disowned me
Mari : I want to be a father one day, its a shame I dont have any kids
Chrissy : Dear Diary, today my father disowned me
Jeremy's sister : Hows that "gay" phase going for you two?
Gabe : Better than your marrige
Fritz : What did he do this time?
Fritz: ... what did you do this time?
Mike : Am I going too far?
Fritz : No no no, you went too far 7 hours ago; now you're going to jail
Mari : Oh My God are you okay?!? That went straight through your stomach!!!!
Mike : please...i need...my phone...
Mike : LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT -
Ennard : Here you go Scotty! A nice hot cup of tea!
Ennard : Nice cup of tea!
Scott : Its... not great...
Scott : Im not even sure this is tea...
Mari : can you two get us a table?
Mike & Foxy, sprinting from the resturaunt, carrying a table : START THE CAR