#ch;hans

[rvlerofmyheavt]

closed for @lovedrovghts​

Hans adjusted his handkerchief for what had to be the third time that afternoon. The werewolf finally got the courage to request an audience with the queen-or Elsa. Hans groaned in his spot once more. 

His plan was simple- prove that he was a changed man. In a way he was-he wasn’t a werewolf last time they fought. He just wanted a crown. Hans heard footsteps when he looked up. 

“Oh Elsa-” He said with a grin. “Aren’t you the fairest of them all.” 

[rvlerofmyheavt]

‘ well , it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret , thereby , secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets , secretly. ‘ ( merry to hans )

Hans stared at Merry as he talked. He heard have of what she said-half of it. He looked down at her chest. Hans couldn’t hear half of it. The werewolf finally looked up when he heard the other. 

‘ well , it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret , thereby , secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets , secretly. ‘ 

Hans pretended that Merry said something philosophical. He sighed and asked the most important question that was on his mind. 

“So.....no head.” The werewolf asked with a head tilt. 

@splashofbleu

[rvlerofmyheavt]

❝ I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone. ❞    - Mirana to Hans

Hans scoffed at that statement. “Hey...” Hans whined. “I would never do anything funny.” Hans bowed. “They don’t call me Hans The Rock Westgaard for nothing,” Hans said with a pout. He crossed his fingers behind his back. 

“I promise not to do anything wrong, my sweetest Mirana.” He said as he kissed her nose. Mirana huffed before walking. He kept his sweet demeanor for a moment. There was an evil grin as he took out his hidden party supplies. It was too easy

“Oh Mirana, if only you someone loved you.”

@littlevcper

[rvlerofmyheavt]

🥂 – a drunk kiss (hans & eugene, just cause 👀)

Hans hummed as he looked at others. He usually didn;t go after strangers but damn he was cute. Something about his eyes, broad shoulders, that smile. Hans couldn’t help but want just a kiss. Hans smirked as leaned against the table. 

“Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?“ Hans giggled. He cupped the other’s man's cheeks and pull him into a kiss. It was one of those rare carefree kisses. He boped the boys nose and wrote his phone number on a napkin. 

“Call me for round 2?” 

@ringwanderving

[rvlerofmyheavt]

🥂 – a drunk kiss || HANS & ASHA, GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY DON'T WANT.

Hans hiccuped as he looked at Asha. He leaned in. “Why don’t we ever do something fun.” Asha raised an eyebrow. “We’re both sexy stags and stagettes,” Hans replied. The werewolf smirked. “Just one kiss. It wouldn’t hurt.” Asha rolled her eyes and smirked. Hans and Asha pulled each other in. 

It was drunk, sloppy, and even out of place. It was a one-time thing. Hans leaned in and slipped his hands to her hips. Maybe it was meant to happen. Maybe they should be together maybe he could-

There was someone clearing their throat. Hans didn’t know who it was. Asha still went by his side. There was a small laugh. 

“These are my mates Simon And Aster .” Hans frowned at that. In his drunken stupor, he thought he was finally going to be with her. Hans waved with a tight smile. The two mates raised their everybrows at him. “We should go.” one of them said. Asha wrapped her arms around both their shoulders. “You two should carry me.” Hans was about to volunteer when one of them did. 

Eventually, Hans was left alone, drunk and wanting more. 

@melodieuxm

[rvlerofmyheavt]

Hana x Hans || ◕ You don’t think they’re too small?

Hans was staring at other’s chest. The werewolf was asked a simple question. Yet he was still excited. Hans rubbed his hands with glee. Hans pulled out his fake glasses. 

“As a doctor in Boobs, I might need to take a closer look.” Hans said. Hana just nodded slowly. She did believe Hans was a doctor. He smirked. “Okay I’m going to look at them.” Hans squinted at them. Damn he was in heaven. 

“Do they have a bounce to them.” Hans asked. Hana nodded. “What's your cup size,” Hana said her size. Hans hummed.”I guess we’ll need further tests.” He was about to take her hand when he saw the stranger. 

“Oh honey.” Hana said. “This is doc-” 

But Hans was already gone, he was not going to be beaten up today. 

@moldedmemories

[rvlerofmyheavt]

◗ I don’t appreciate you staring (( but also hans/rani ??? alskjALKSJDFLKAJSDF ))

Hans pouted at that statement. He couldn’t believe this. Why does this happen? The werewolf sighed. “I’m just enjoying the view Miss.” He cooed with a smile. Hans strutted closer to her. “You know you actually might look cuter without your glasses.” The werewolf lied he just wanted to take a closer look. “He-” The werewolf was interrupted by a hand gripping his. The werewolf saw some deep dark eyes. “Don’t touch her unless she says its okay.” The daemon hissed. The werewolf gulped. 

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“Asher please don’t try to hu-”   The demon looked at her. “I can forgive your other friends but that one was staring at your chest.”  The demon looked at the passed out werewolf. The demon didn’t even take out his mace “He’ll live Rani.”  The fae sighed.“But I can’t live without you.” He whispered before pulling the other into a kiss.

@crystallizedwings

[rvlerofmyheavt]

💙: how would my muse handle seeing their object of affection falling in love with someone else? ( hans, sorry feeling feral )

“It would suck.”  Hans admitted. “But it was my own fault, I avoided him for so long.....and what I did to Anna.” There was a sigh. “I’ll live my life alone and continue my plans.” There was a groan. “But you can’t get your heart broken if you never confront it.” 

@lcstbov