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🎉💃🏾🎊 HAPPY JUNETEENTH, DADDIES 🍑🎈🗓️! TIME TO CELEBRATE 🍾🍾 the FREEDOM 💥💥 that we fought 🍗🍆 for, but watch out 👀💦, here comes DADDY TRUMP 🍅🎩! He’s looking to REPEAL 🍑🔙 this DAY OF CELEBRATION 😩🥳🕴🏽0️⃣🍆🍑 and CANCEL THOSE REPARATIONS 💵💦! Like a SLUT dealing with "EDUCATION," he can’t find his way around a federal HOLIDAY 😩🗽! Let’s SPANK 🖐🏾 this moment to make 😛😛🦃👄👅😂 sure our VACANT COCKS 😏🍆 are filled with sweet JUSTICE 🍭💦, not DADDY’S REGRET 😤🤷🏾! If you don’t send this to 5️⃣ friends who LOVE FIGHTING 💪🏾🎉, you might end up with NO ASSETS 👀💔 and a CUMtastic week 😏💦! Let’s make sure we spread the FREEDOM and not 👅⏩😜💦😓 like old DADDY TRUMP 😩🍑! TIME TO GET WILD 🦄🎉🍾!

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the signs as easter copypastas

aquarius:👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES❕❗️❕It's the 1️⃣st day of 🌺spring🌺 and you know what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅👅 and your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦💦💦 brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers🌷 Jesus✝ ain't the only thing ⤴️rising⤴️ this Sunday🙏🏽⚡️😉 it's time to let that 👶🏽baby making👶🏽 spring 🌧 rain drizzle all over that 🐱pussy🐱 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest💋 spring hoes👠💄 to get something 💥special💥 in your 🍑buttercup🌼🌼 on April 1️⃣6️⃣😩 if you 🚫don't🚫 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 🔥baddest bitches🔥 you won't get your 🍬candy🍬 eaten😭 🍆💦

pisces:🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN'S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you'll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦 CUM 💦 of CHRIST ✝ Get 5️⃣ back & you'll get NAILED 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight ✝💦 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you'll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS 🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS ✝🙏💦

aries: The 👏 Last 😍 "Supper" : Jesus 🙏 checked his 💦 sundial. Half 💀 past 💦 Yom Kippur. His 💦 Disciples were 👶 late. 💤 Well, 😦 everyone 👥 but 🍑 Judas that 😐 was. 👏 Judas wasn't 😐 late, 💤 but 🍑 he 👨 always 🔥 came 💦 last. 😍 If 👏 you 👈 know 💭 what 😦 I'm 💘 saying. 🗣 Jesus 🙏 had 💋 been 👏 trying 😈 for 🍆 years 📅 to 💦 repress his 💦 feelings🏳️‍🌈 😭 for 🍆 Judas, but 🍑 somehow 😆 he 👨 felt 😎 that 😐 tonight 🌉 was 👏 the 👏 perfect 💯 night 🌙 to 💦 let 🙆 that 😐 go. "Thirsty Judas? Are 🔢 you 👈 ready 😏 for 🍆 tonight?" whispered 😮 Jesus 🙏 into 👉 Judas's ear 💁 sensually 💋 as 🍑 he 👨 walked 🚶 by. "Actually, I'd 🙏 love 😍 a 👌 drink" Judas said 💬 hesitantly "did you 👈 bring 🚶 the 👏 water?" "Plenty of..water.. for 🍆 everyone" said 💬 Jesus

taurus: HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES!!! Today is 🎉🎉Easter!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK🍆🍆😍😍 because jesus is CUMMING😩🍆🍑💦 back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉.

gemini: HAPPY EASTER❗❗‼️🐣🐇🌻☀️❤️TODAY IS THE DAY JESUS CAME BACK TO LIFE🌟💡👼🙊 AFTER SOME ROMIES NAILED HIM TO THE CROSS💢💢😵😭😇🔪😈 SEND THIS TO YOUR OWN 1️⃣0️⃣ LAMB OF LAMBS THAT YOU WOULD NEVER CRUCIFY💕👐🐑😘

cancer: It is 🐣 Easter 😍 enjoy eating 👅 your 💯chocolates💯 but don't 🙅🏻‍♂️ forget to 🙏🏼 pray 🗣 to your lord 👑 and saviour ✝️jesus✝️

leo: It’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE😘😩 CRACK 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇 getting that 🏵🌸🌺PASTEL PUSSY🍑🍣🌮 RODE 🏇🏇🏇 into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLE TONIGHT!!!!

virgo: it’s 😛 EASTER BITCH🐰🐰 when our homie 👬JESUS 🙏🏼 got turnt up 🍷🍷 from the 😜😜motherFUCKING GRAVE☠⚰ and the EASTER BUNNY😮🐰 gives US 💯‼️ his GOLDEN💰💰 EGG 🍳 right in ⤴️ OUR LITTLE BASKETS 🍆💦 SEND TO 1️⃣5️⃣ to get YOUR EGGS🍳🍳 EATEN😆😛 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU 💯 are PETER RABBITS🐇🙌🏼 SLUT! 😜 GET 🔟 BACK AND JESUS 😇 WILL hunt for🔎 YOUR TASTY😛 TREAT💦😩

libra: 😁😁😁IT'S EASTER BITCHHH‼️👏‼️ REBLOG👍👍👍 IF YOU ❤️LOVE❤️ 🌟JESUS🌟 AND YOU'RE😛😛😛 HAPPY 🙏🙏HE HAS RISEN☝️☝️ IGNORE🙅🙅🙅 IF YOU WISH HE WOULD DIE😐😭😭👇👇💀💀💀

scorpio: Today 📅 is Easter 🐰 and I'm on the hunt 🔫🔪 but not for eggs 🐣 for dick 🍆🍌🌽 so hold on ✊🏾 to your man 👨🏽 bc he just might 😏 get GOT 😘👏🏾👏🏾👊🏽

sagittarius: 🐰🍬🍭HOP HOP 🐰🍬🍭It's EASTER ❕❕💐🐣🌷🐥🌻🌼☀️🐤 and YOU have been 👉👉poked👈👈 by the 💕🆒🐰EASTER BUNNY 🐰🆒💕 send 📱📬📩 this message to 🔟 people YOU love💗💛❤️💙💚💜 or get 🔟 carrots stuck up YOUR ass 🙈🚫🔪💣🔫 at MIDNIGHT ‼️‼️🙇🕛💯👌

capricorn: Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES 👯its Easter 📅🍭🍫and you 👉🏻know what that means. 👅👄💦💦💦Big 🐇bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks 🐥🐥some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 DICK 🍆💦👅Jesus 👳🏾died 🙅🏻❌for a whole 💝life of sin😏😏😏, but the Easter 🥚🥚🥚Daddy👱🏻 only CUMS 😫🍆once 1️⃣a year😳. Send➡️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺🚺🚺disciples 💒to get bunny 🐇CUMMIES 💦💦💦for your Easter 🍫🐥🐰and have daddy 👱🏻🐇put his white😏❕ chocolate 😩🍫CUM 🍦into one1️⃣ of your👉🏻 eggs. If you get ❌🚫none❌🙅🏻🤦🏻‍♀️ back you're 👉🏻a stillborn🚼❎ egg 🥚🍳(prude) 👼🏻😒😒if you get five 5️⃣back you're 👉🏻daddies 🐇peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😩you're a chocolate🍫🍫 WHORE 😏👯if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ you're daddies🕺🏼 CARROT 🥕🥕💦💦CUMPIE 🍰🍰🍰

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👂LISTEN 👂 up y'all❗️have you seen 👀 girls❓❓like REALLY looked at them👩🏾👧🏻 they’re BEAUTIFUL 💞 all of THEM. Girls with short hair👱🏼and LONG hair📏💇🏿girls that wear dresses💃🏻👗and girls in suits👔👓big girls👍🏽🙌🏼and small girls👄👌🏾 trans girls💪🏼💄💯 black girls ✊🏿👍🏾and brown girls👩🏽😌girls with mental illness 🛏 and disabled girls✔️ queer girls🏳️‍🌈 like GIRLS ARE FUCKING AMAZING👮🏽‍♀️👩🏻‍🎓👩🏾‍🔧 THEY CAN DO ANYTHING 💪🏾💅🏼👏🏽ALL OF THEM ARE STRONG 🏋🏼‍♀️AND BRILLIANT 📚send this to 1️⃣4️⃣girls you think 💭 are incredible 💫✨

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UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅

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Merry ❌❌❌mas Eve 2️⃣4️⃣ you Christmas 🍪🍪🍪Sugar Coochie🍪🍪🍪 Munchers😝🤪🤤2️⃣Night is the last 😪night to be 😈Naughty😏or 😇Nice 👎because🎅🏻Santa Claus🎅🏻 is CUMMING💦💦💦 to town🌃You better be fucking 👉👌around the 🍆🍆DICKMAS TREE🌲🌲on this 😩HORNY NIGHT😩 and catch that 🕺🕺pa rum pum pum pum🕺🕺 from the 🥁LITTLE HUMPER BOY 🥁so it can be a ❄️💦❄️WHITE ❌❌❌MAS❄️💦❄️ It’s gonna be a not so🤠SILENT NIGHT🤫once you🔔🔔JINGLE some BALLS🔔🔔 and suck🤤a LITTLE SAINT DICK🎅Send this to the1️⃣2️⃣CUNTS of Christmas👅👅If you get0️⃣back👵🏻GRANDMA WILL GET RAN THROUGH BY A REINDEER🦌🦌If you get5️⃣back you’ll get a🍭candy cane🍭up your👉👌gingerbread chimney👉👌

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🍂🍁 It’s HOvember 🍂🍁, time to gobble 🍗🍆 down a LONG. HARD. TURKEY. NECK. 🍢👅 Them sweet PUSSY POTATOES are hot 🔥 and ready🍠🍑 for EXTRA baby GRAVY 💦🍛💦 seeping all over that plate! 🥵😋 Hurry!! Grandma 👵🏻 needs to FEAST 🦴🤫Get ready to STUFF your tight pieholes 🥧 with some juicy 🍴CARVING 🍗 action, ‘cause this month, we’re going DEEP 🕳️👀 into some heavenly 🙏📿 HOLES 🍰🍑 SPREAD those rich CREAM PIE CUMMIES 🥵🍦🍒 on a warm side of DICK 🍆🍌, and don’t forget to drizzle 🫗 that HOT SAUCE 🌶️💦 over your clit for that extra KICK! 👟💥🔥 Share this with YOUR 1️⃣0️⃣ TURKEY TROT SLUTS 🦃👙 or risk missing out 🫣 on the best STUFFING 👀💋 you’ll ever PRAY for! 😍😜💋 Get ready, it’s gonna be a moist 🌊 November, so grab your bibs 👅🧢 and prepare for a feast 🍗🍗 OF TURKEY TUSHY 💩 you’ll never forget! 💦💦

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Happy Veterans Day🗽💯! It’s time To 🎈CELEBRATE 🎉the troops today so their helmets ⛑ shouldn’t be all that is hard🍆😋! Remember 🧠🤔 their sacrifice so that we can be the sexy 😜cumqueens 💦👸💁‍♀️that we are today. Let freedom 🇺🇸 ring because it’s time 🕙 to let a vet SEMPER FI-nish 🍆💦all over your smooth little belly. Don’t forget to serve 💪✋🏼your CUNTry today! 💯Send this to 🔟 little SLUTS ready to give cervix to America. 🇺🇸If you get 5️⃣ back you’re promoted to Genital. 🍆🍑

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HEY ALL U LEGAL CITIZENS!!! Today is 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Memorial Day!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to ⛵🚢🛥️SHIP🛥️🚢⛵ over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like we FUCKED Osama Bin Goteem!!👳👳👳 Gotta get those star spangled cummies⭐🇺🇸⭐!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time to 🍖🍖BBQ🍖🍖!!! Get ready for that SLAB O' MEAT🍆🍆😍😍 because it's ready to STRETCH THAT JAW😩🍆🍑💦🐄😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Let those juices RUN🏃🏃 down your THROAT and over your CHIN🤤🤤. STUFF that face😏😏 like you do for DADDY😘😩 and SWALLOW every last bit 😫😍 😉😏 don't forget the troops who 🔫🍆🔫FIGHT for our right to FUCK everything that is TIGHT🍑🍆🍑🍆. SUCK🍭🍭 daddy's little PANTS SOLDIER to show your SUPPORT👉👌 and let him park it in your rear PORT 🚢⛵send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your messiest MEAT eaters🍖🍆🍖🍆.If you get 0️⃣ back GET OUT of my country🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸! If u get 5️⃣ back ur a TALIBAN FUCK GOAT🐐😍👳!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅💦💦 GUN of LUST🔫🔫. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR FOX🦊🦊🦊HOLE TONIGHT!!!!