#chamberlain maree

[northernweird]

Flaws of named members of Izzet League:

Bori Andon: Throws gadgets (and test pilots) at the problem until something (or someone) sticks.

Melek: Expects everyone to be able predict his unpredictability.

Chamberlain Maree: Someone's project was filled with obvious and fixable flaws? Rather than let them know she'd rather redo the whole project by herself.

Ral Zarek: You ruin his thunder, he ruins your life.

Mizzix of the Izmagnus: Expects everyone to be able to climb from the very bottom to the very top, and won't settle for anything less.

Niv-Mizzet: All the above and more.

[northernweird]

Meanwhile at Nivix (Maree's Lab)

Maree: I think we should scour the laboratory for that missing gizmo one more time.

Melek: But we have just searched for it; Why should we expect different results?

Maree: Shush! That frantic search changed everything! I've got a good feeling about this.

[northernweird]

Could somebody ask Kimberley Kreines what Chamberlain Maree looks like?

[incorrectmtgquotes]

When I created you, I thought I gave you a heart, but it seems I was mistaken! *runs away, crying*

Chamberlain Maree, when Melek says something mean to her by an impulse.

[northernweird]

I am 100% sure that in modern AU Maree and Melek have cosplayed JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure at least once.

[northernweird]

Meanwhile at a meeting at Nivix

Niv-Mizzet: *is discussing something important with a blastseeker*

Melek: *leans towards Maree* Shall I fetch pop-corn? According to my observations this situation will escalate shortly.

Maree: *whispers* Don't bother, I doubt this will last long enou...

Niv-Mizzet: *at blastspeaker's comment* WHAAAT?! LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE-

Maree: ...I changed my mind. Go get it, quick.

Mizzix: Krokt, this's goin' to be good...

[northernweird]

I put local coffee shop on speed dial. Best idea my drunk-self has ever had.

Chamberlain Maree

[northernweird]

Imagine Melek carrying Maree as she tells Zarek to “Never talk to me or my son ever again.”