Very Real, Serious Magic: The Gathering Quotes

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[segovianartisan]

One of my favorite MtG models to paint (and one of my favorite characters), Chandra Nalaar! Tried some OSL with the flames, and I might come back to it, as I think it came out better in some areas than others.

[incorrectmtgquotes]

If you like Magic (and if you're following this blog, I assume you do), you should check out my recent project! I'm painting up the miniatures from the MtG: Arena of the Planeswalker board game and blogging about the process.

[drantlers]

Chandra: so we got there and there was only one bed

Vraska: ooo that must have been nice for you and Nissa huh *eyebrow waggle*

Chandra: you misunderstand. The place we were staying only had one bed. For the whole of the gatewatch.

Nissa: Liliana snores.

Chandra: Jace wouldn’t stop getting up to pace and drink water

Vraska: *snicker*

Jace: I’m not as bad about it anymore...

Chandra:

Nissa:

Jace:

Nissa: Gideon was pleasantly warm

Chandra: oh thank god someone else said it first

Jace: was like a big dog

[incorrectmtgquotes]

Bolas: “I have created the perfect loyal minion!”

Ugin: “You fucked up a perfectly good Dragon Shaman! Look at it! It’s got anxiety!”

[incorrectmtgquotes]

Tibalt, on Ravnica: Hrrrrngh Bolas, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the gatewatch

[incorrectmtgquotes]

May I suggest a quote? “I want to get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind — and replace them with worse ones.” Yawgmoth (during his period as Thran exile)

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[doctor-roman]

Hopes for Ravnica 3

[foxcoloredcat]

Jace: I don’t remember anything

Vraska: This is so sad. Malcom, sing Despacito

[hazoret]

I certainly spent a chunk of time on this

[dasebeleren]

that last one is the most ral zarek thing I’ve ever seen

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Nissa: im proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Chandra: Isnt it weird how seeds are just plant babies

Nissa, already taking off her clothes: Chandra youre so fucking right

[northernweird]

Niv-Mizzet: Beleren… Jace, listen. One orphan to another. I-

Jace: uh, I am not orphan.

Niv-Mizzet: Huh? Could have fooled me.

Jace: And I am pretty sure you killed your own pare-

Niv-Mizzet: Bah! Why dwell on that uninteresting minutiae? Listen, one genius to another.

[im-your-paladin]

Gideon: Jace, why don’t you have some lassi instead of that horrible espresso? Chandra made more than enough for our study session tomorrow.

Jace: I have Professor Bolas’s Egyptian History final on Wednesday. The way I see it, I’m either caffeinated enough to study for it without falling asleep, or I ascend to a higher plane of existence. Win-win situation.

Gideon: I’m… going to get Ajani.

[bassimelwakil]

Coming this Fall to your LGS...

I did a ten-page silly comic trailer thing. Enjoy.

Keep reading

[berrystumpytail]

[karn-libated-blog]

Notes on Theros

Xenegos was an avid reader of self help books. Once he read “Wish it, want it, do it” the gods were doomed

[karn-libated-blog]

Notes on Tarkir

The dragons were created by storms resulting from ugins presence on the plane. The storms were called Dragon Tempests. Except in winter when the ice made flight impossible. Those were Lizard Blizzards.

[misteryada]

Inspired by @hazoretspartyfavors and done for @vens3r

[izzet-always-r-versus-u]

Josu Vess has been undead for 200 slutty, slutty years