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[txt; oh smelliot] so you did name him Bernardo ehehe I'm still not very scared. what is he? The size of my hand probably dude i'm on my way I can only walk so fast
[sms;Parkpuppy] Well nothing else stuck so Bernardo it was. Besides, he cannot help his size, he is a refined dog that will not resort to falling victim to your insults.
[sms;Parkpuppy] Just come in, the door will be open. You better have alcohol.
[txt; oh smelliot] oh god that's so scary. He might yip me to death
[sms; Parkpuppy] LEAVE BERNARDO ALONE, HE'S GOT TEETH. HE WILL ATTACK. Just bring your ass over so we can get started.
[txt; oh smelliot] i'm going to show up at your house and we are dOING THIS OK
[sms; Parkpuppy] Sure, yeah. Let me send out my attack dog first to greet you at the door.
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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? The last person I texted was an employee of mine so definitely not.2. You talked to an ex today, correct? I only have one ex and I haven’t talked to him in four years.3. Have you taken someones virginity? I have..4. Is trust a big issue for you? It’s huge. And if I do manage to let myself trust you and you break that you’ll never get it back.5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I did, actually. 6. What are you excited for? Sleep. Got myself a hot date with my bed tonight xo7. What happened tonight? Nothing exciting. 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Depends. If they get really wasted and throw themselves at anyone and everyone then yes.9. Is confidence cute? It’s attractive but to a certain extent. Too much confidence is actually a turnoff for me.10. What is the last beverage you had? Tea.11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? None. But there is one that is slowly getting there.12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Nearly all of my jeans are skinny jeans.13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Slave away at work, probably.14. What are you going to spend money on next? I owe someone a cute present.15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? No.16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Debatable.17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? No one.18. The last time you felt broken? Four years ago.19. Have you had sex today? Hmmm.
[txt; oh smelliot] Bernardo the gentleman dog. buy him a top hat. oh and what are we gonna film? or do you just want to meet up?
[sms; Parkpuppy] He's getting a top hat and monocle the moment I find one. Damn, what was the guy's name from the monopoly game? And I think we just need to meet up. We need to talk.
[txt; oh smelliot] by the way name your dog Bernardo
[sms; Parkpuppy] I'll think about it.
[sms; Parkpuppy] I guess Sunday is fine too.
[txt; oh smelliot] I mean I'm not-- just circumstances I guess...
[sms; Parkpuppy] WE'RE DOING THIS THIS WEEKEND. NO MORE EXCUSES.
[txt; oh smelliot] Thanks? I don't know how I feel about that... [txt; oh smelliot] oh mY GOD IT'S ME
[sms; Parkpuppy] Oh god, how anticlimactic.
[sms; Parkpuppy] Well, what's up? Are we on for something or not?
