#chaos!!!!!

[skwonkk]

[varyingly]

the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal; another of god's little tests. (For Ash Wu? Ty!!)

“You know, I’ve never had chocolate milk in my life,” Ash muses, “and it’s really surprising it’s expensive. Is it fancy chocolate or something?”

He snorts at her mention of being tested and stealing the drink, trying to imagine himself taking a carton or bottle of it. He shakes his head, unable to picture it. “Well, I might look the other way if you try to do that if we’re together. But really, I could just buy you some.”

[happykeanu]

Broooo like i just want to go back to sleeeeeeeep

[sluttyvegetablesman]

the larents and their chaos makes me giggle please continue

[hisflaws-a2]

@prettybite​​   :   🕷 your muse thought it would be a great idea to play a prank on mine with a plastic spider/bug/rat, not expecting that they’d get punched in the face mid-flail.

HE  THOUGHT  IT’D  BE  FUNNY  ----  a  classic,  completely  harmless  prank.   something  that  the  two  of  them  would  be  able  to  laugh  about  immediately  after.   exactly  like  a  scene  from  one  of  those  dumb  sitcoms  on  tv.   just  a  plastic  rat  that  he  purchased  on  amazon  because  it  was  on  sale.   what  could  possibly  go  wrong?   

it  takes  him  all  day  to  find  the  right  moment  ;  to  catch  malee  in  a  vulnerable  enough  position  for  max  to  make  his  move.   of  course,  it’s  when  she’s  neck  deep  in  reading  her  tiktok  notifications  that  he  finally  sees  the  opportunity.   sly  smile  perks  his  cheeks.   the  fake  rat  has  been  tucked  away  in  his  hoodie  pocket  all  day.   finally,  max  prepares  to  leave  his  spot  in  the  kitchen  ----  eating  cereal  at  9pm?   of  course  he  is.

max  clears  throat  while  he  clinks  his  spoon  around  in  the  bowl,  just  to  remind  her  of  where  he  is.   it’s  then  that  he  pulls  the  rat  from  his  hoodie.   gentle,  yet  methodical,  steps  are  taken  toward  the  living  room  ;  he  remembers  what  parts  of  the  floor  creak,  and  he  makes  sure  to  avoid  those  spots.   breath  is  being  held  as  he  approaches  the  couch.   hand  dangles  the  plastic  rat  just  above  her  head  and  without  wasting  another  second,  max  drops  it  onto  her  lap  and  pairs  it  with  a  loud  yell.

“  HEY,  WATCH  OUT!!  ”   uproarious  laugh  fills  an  otherwise  silent  room.   he’s  getting  ready  to  stand  up  straight  when,  suddenly,  there’s  a  fist  connecting  with  his  face.   “  aghhh  ----  fuck!  ”   hands  cradle  the  place  of  impact,  body  keeling  over  as  he  groans  in  pain.   “  dude,  i  ----  ”   max’s  voice  is  muffled  by  his  hands.   he’s  trying  to  explain  himself  ;  to  tell  her  that  it’s  fake,  but  she’s  screaming  and  running  out  the  door  before  he  even  has  a  chance  to.   “  IT  WAS  A  JOKE!  ”   well  . . .  she’ll  come  back  eventually.

[globnarchampion]

I'M GONNA STEAL ALL THE FUCKIN PRETZELS AND SET EM LOOSE IN THE STORE WITH THE PIGEONS

[likethetapeworm]

THE BRAWL IS CHAOS