#chaotic imagines

[pleasantlycrazyworld]

A/N: I have some things in the works where Bob is OBSESSED with reader ;) this is completely random and totally chaotic I hope you enjoy <3

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You’re folding laundry when your phone buzzes with an incoming FaceTime. Bob’s name flashes across the screen, and you grin, answering without hesitation.

His face fills the screen instantly, golden hair a mess like he’s been running his hands through it all morning, a pout already tugging at his mouth. “Why the fuck do I have to work?” he whines, dragging out the last word like a sulking child. “This is bullshit. I should be in your lap.”

You snort. “You literally just got there.”

“That doesn’t make it less cruel,” he argues, flopping dramatically onto what you assume is a very expensive couch. “They make me sit in meetings. I have powers, princess. Powers. I can hear a leaf fall in Tokyo. Why do I have to listen to Greg from finance talk about budget cuts?”

You raise an eyebrow. “Do you even have a Greg from finance?”

“Does it matter?” he snaps, then immediately softens. “Anyway, I had a great idea. You ready?”

“Bob—”

“No, wait—don’t say no yet!” He holds up a finger, already grinning. “Just hear me out, okay? I’ve been thinking—”

“No.”

He gasps like you slapped him. “No?! I didn’t even say anything yet!”

You fix him with a patient stare. “You literally started that sentence with ‘just hear me out.’ That’s how I know it’s going to be ridiculous.”

“It’s not ridiculous,” he insists, wide-eyed and animated. “Okay, yes—technically it involves robbing a bank—BUT LISTEN!!!”

“Oh my god.” you mutter shaking your head. “No, babe, listen! Not a big bank, just like... a medium one. Small-town vibes. Like, ethically questionable but not morally bankrupt.” He explains like that makes it all make sense.

You bury your face in your hands, laughing. “Bob.”

“We’d wear matching ski masks. You’d look so hot in a ski mask, by the way. I’d probably lose focus and forget to grab the money.” He groans as he starts thinking of you in a ski mask, "fuck i need to just buy you a ski mask..."

“You’re unhinged.”

He winks. “For you, absolutely.”

There’s a beat of silence as you shake your head, trying not to smile too hard. On the other end of the call, Bob just watches you—completely gone, eyes soft and full of unfiltered affection.

“You’re ridiculous,” you murmur, folding another shirt.

“Yeah, but I’m ridiculous for you,” he replies, voice suddenly low and sweet. “And I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason I haven’t actually robbed a bank yet.”

You roll your eyes affectionately. “Well. That and the fact you’d definitely get distracted halfway through and start bragging about your girlfriend.”

He grins like you just proved his point. “Damn right I would. They’d arrest me and I’d be like, ‘worth it. Have you seen her?’”

You sigh through a laugh. “You’re the worst.”

Bob beams. “Love you too, princess.”

XoXoXo

A day later, you get another FaceTime call. It’s barely 9 a.m.

You answer groggily, still in bed, rubbing your eyes. “Bob?”

He’s already grinning. “Okay, okay, hear me out—”

“Oh dear god.”

“No, listen! This one is genius. I was watching this documentary about, like, oceans or something—doesn’t matter, that's not the point—but they mentioned international waters and it just hit me.”

You cringe hearing him ramble, “Please don’t say what I think you’re about to say.”

“Pirate yacht.”

You stare at him, deadpan. “No.”

He throws his hands up. “What do you mean no?! You didn’t even hear the plan.”

“I don’t need to hear the plan, Bob.”

“It’s so good, though!” he insists, eyes sparkling. “We buy a boat—like a nice boat. You pick it out, I’ll pay. You name it. Something cute like The Love Tug or—”

“That sounds like a sex toy.”

“Exactly!”

You pinch the bridge of your nose.

Bob continues, completely unbothered. “Baby I'm brilliant. We take it out to international waters. Now we’re technically not under any government jurisdiction. We’re free. You with me?”

You nod slightly and mumble, “Regrettably.”

“Then—pirate stuff. You wear one of those hot corset things, I wear eyeliner. We steal treasure. We say ‘arrrr’ a lot. Maybe I duel someone. I don’t know! I think I’d be really good with a sword. You’d be my pirate queen. You could make people walk the plank if they looked at me too long.”

“…Why are you like this?”

Bob just shrugs, grinning. “I love you. And I get bored.” You shake your head slowly. “You’re a walking HR violation.”

“And yet you keep answering my calls,” he says smugly.

Unfortunately, he’s right.

You groan. “What happened to robbing a bank?”

“Still on the table. Could be part of the pirate phase. You ever seen a pirate rob a Chase branch?”

“No, Bob.”

“Exactly. Groundbreaking.”

XoXoXoXo

Two nights later, you're curled up on the couch when your phone pings again. It's Bob. No FaceTime this time—just a string of frantic messages:

Bob

Baby. BABE. I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA. Ready??? Two words: Pet tiger.

You pause. Then type back.

You

Absolutely not.

Bob

TOO LATE I ALREADY NAMED HIM His name is Pancake and he loves you He’s big and bitey but he has a little bowtie You’re gonna LOVE HIM

You immediately hit FaceTime.

He answers, looking way too excited for someone who may or may not have committed an international wildlife smuggling crime.

“You did not get an actual tiger, right?”

“…Define ‘get.’”

“Robert.”

“Don’t call me by my government name!! I didn’t buy him, if that’s what you’re asking,” he says defensively. “He just… followed me. With help. From a sketchy Russian zoo and a portal I may have accidentally ripped open.”

“Bob.”

“He has a BOWTIE.”

A beat of silence.

“Can I name the next one?”

Bob’s entire face lights up like the Fourth of July. “You mean it?!”

“Only if we train them to hate your accountant.”

“Deal. You’re perfect. Wanna help me teach Pancake how to maul billionaires?”

You sigh and nod "only if I can see his bowtie."

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[chaotic-imagines]

How do you think maxxor or chaor would react if a human was able to defeat intress or takinom is close quarters combate. No battle gear or mugic.

only hands and legs and human fighting styles.

Okay so this question seems kinda weird cause I feel like were missing the fact that Intresss and Takinom would have a lot to say. Like, homie, they’re the ones losing the fight! So I’m gonna do four perspectives instead of two.

(Y/N) A human defeated me/my second in command! What the fuck?

Intress:

Assuming this wouldn’t be a battle or anything, Intress and you (human) would probably be sparing. Maybe You’d made comment about how a Creature and a Human could go head to head without powers, maybe it was mild curosity. Point being, someone said to put your money where your mouth is, and set up a match.

Of course, Intress only goes slightly easy on you at first. You’re a human! But seeing as you’re able to keep up and land some actually jabs, she starts to match your intensity with her own. Pretty soon, you both manage to get into a groove, even getting worn down, but neith surrendering.

She’s stronger, but you manage to capture her arm as she aims a throw and send her out of bounds. She catches herself from getting slammed to the ground, Cat like reflexes, but she’s impressed none the less.

Totally asks you on how you did certin technics, and would even show you some Perim fighting styles. Enemies come in all shapes and sizes here, not everything works as it would on her.

Maxxor:

Same boat, he was more curious then anything. If he was being honest, he knows Intress is better at hand to hand then he is. So when the match began he took a break from his training to see the results.

In all honesty, he was a little surprised at how some human techiques seemed to work well. Most Players he saw running around only ported out, with the exception of Tom and his group.

Reguardless he’s even more surprised that you pull through the winner, but it’s all in good fun and Intress seems to already swaping tips and tricks with you. Later on, he might try to spare with her, trying to implement some moves he saw you pulled. The Overworld lord was mildly impressed!

Takinom:

It’s a little different for the Underworlders. Maybe you found yourselves at a disagreement. Maybe you said something a little to boldly and crudely to Takinom. Reguardless, you find yourself dragged out of Chaors throne room to the castle court yard.

Takinom’s very much in the mind of teaching you a lesson? But after you managed to talk her down feom powers into a one on one fight, she’s intrigued. Seeing what a human could actually be capiable of? Well, sure, it’d give her a better understanding of what players like you and Kaz were really able to do.

Of course, she tries to make quick work of you, but you’re actually quicker then she thinks. In a matter of moments you actually manage to push her out of the sparring parameters, but the fight doesn’t stop. Soon, you’re both rushing through the courtyard, trading blows as various other Underworlders watch in excitment and anticipation. Finally, however, you manage to land a blow that does require her to use her wings to keep herself from falling.

Of course she’s miffed, but theres also a spark of pride that you, a simple human, could keep up with a top teir Underworlder general. You are quickly roped into weekly sparring matches and Takinom makes you her little project, learning from you as you do her.

Chaor:

You think you’re gonna get through the castle and not have Chaor see you two sparing?! Bull. He’s actively checking in every now and then while dealing with boring ruler shit. Stuck in the war room twlking about an Overworlder raid? Oh hey look their’s you and Takinom outside the tent. Having to walk to the dungeons to deal with some punks? Oh wow they’re still going at it.

Theres even a few times he yells at Takinom to finish you off, but it’s almost clear that he doesn’t mean it.

He is surprised that, since he misses the ending, he has to hear from Takinom how you bested her.

Next time your in the castle, he offers a quick spar, no witnesses. Obviously he doesn’t go easy on you, and your pinned. But he does comment that he had to see if you’d be worthy to take on as a general. You’re not…yet.

[chaotic-imagines]

Which creatures do you think would be the most open to the idea of having a romantic relationship with a human (adult) chaotic-player. Do you think it varies with the tribes? Why or why not? (sorry if this sounds like a school essay question)

Nah you’re good dude! I actually really vibe with questions like these so it's all good!

Most likely to Smooch an Adult Chaotic Player!

Okay so! Right off the bat I feel like generally the Danians and M’arrillians would be the least receptive to having relations with a human in general. Now I’m not saying there isn’t going to be someone who’d be up for some hand holding, long walks along the sand and such! Just looking into their societies as they are reveals that they tend to be less human-like compared to the other tribes. M’arrillians are more eldritch aquatic, and willing to drown anything that didn’t breathe water to make Perim their home. Danians follow more hive ideals, and considering the fact that they’re a lot more army/military focused then, I’d argue, any other tribe; the chances of getting a lil love bug are slimmer than most. Granted, if the human’s cool with getting parasites or mind controlled, well, who knows?

Going on from there, you got the Mipedians, who are sort of in the mid area between what I consider the major groups. From what we’ve seen they’re actually really friendly to players who actually mean to get to know them. For a group so shrouded in mystery, I’d imagine anyone trying to make genuine connections is a burden off their shoulders. But of course, there's a similar vein to the above where the majority of the tribe is reptilian in nature. Falling for a high ranking official would probably be a lot riskier than getting with a common scout, but who's to say a Midpedian isn’t used to keeping secrets. Forbidden romances amongst the sands and all that.

Over and Underworlders are tied for the most likely to smooch a human, no doubt about it. Mostly due to bio-diversity and more mammals members being found. Now, is it uncommon? For sure, humans are like the equivalent of aliens for Creatures, I’m pretty sure. Not everyone can see the appeal in a fleshy, scrawny, seeming powerless and sneaky person mucking around. But if The Human manages to prove themselves, they’d have a partner willing to ride hell or high water to defend their name.

Tribless are too far and few between to pinpoint. No tribe loyalty to fall back on, most Tribeless we’ve seen are more animalistic than others, etc etc. The Human could go for it but, well, proceed with caution.

The Which!

Now, Going back to you saying “Which Creatures”, I get a general sort of feeling about those who aren’t really high on the chain of commands. Scouts like H’earring, Slackers like Wamma, even creatures that don’t really have cards like simple farmers, waunders and such. These are people that don’t have as much initial responsibility, or worry to uphold tradition to the tribes. Your bards and such like Accato would also probably fall into this sort of category, due to the novelty of having a human paramore. Granted I wouldn’t be surprised if certain creatures would catch on to how valuable having a human who can travel to locations at will is, and thus would only get with a human because of that.

Basically the Human would probably most likely be able to get with a low ranking Underworlder/Overworlder, but either be kept hidden until proven worthy or used for their abilities. They’d have to be someone who understood that the Human could vanish at any time. And anything involving proper courtship, growing old together, etc, was ether impossible or a pipe dream. To add a lil spice, the Codemaster’s probably aren’t too keen on the idea of a Player and a Creature locking lips so the human would have to keep an eye out as well.

A Big old forbidden romance!

[chaotic-imagines]

What if Peyton personally met any of the leaders of the Mipedians? (like Iflar, Na-inna, Mudeenu, ect.)

Honestly I feel like it wouldn’t be to far to say he’d probably had met a Mipedian Leader before, but they’d probably been super secrective about it. Still, I get what your laying down, so let’s work with that!

What if Peyton personally met any of the Mipedian Royals/leaders:

Mudeenu:

Right off the bat, we know Mudeenu’s not gonna play nice with any old human. Any meeting would be to ether gain an uppe hand, or to see what the fuss was about. If it’s the former, then we know Peyton’s not gonna try and rat anyone out, being friendly if Mudeenu is poilte and curt if Mudeenu isn’t. And while Peyton’s probably one of the nicest players in chaotic, he’s also kind of a goof ball, someone Mudeenu wouldn’t consider to highly of. Any first time meeting would be both giving the other a rather bad first impression. Maybe, if they really were forced to work together, they might begin to see beyond the surface of the other, but that’s a big if. Peyton’s not like Kaz or Tom, he’s not gonna blindly hang on Mudeenu’s words.

Overall Expirence: Totally not cool, dude.

Iflar:

Now we’re dabbling in the “to each there own” interpitation of characters. Since Iflar never showed up in the show (as of 07/02/21), this is gonna be my take on the character from their card art and presented world building. With that in mind, I feel like Iflar’s actually a lot like Peyton, in the sense of he’s a more go with the flow/take things as they come kind of dude. Of course this isn’t going to mean he’s a goober, but I’d imagine he’d take Peyton as he is, a kind teenager who just wants to help people, make friends, and get decent scans. While Peyton would be stoked to meet the elusive crown prince, his sincerity would probably knock a lot of his serious, royals walls down. Not to mention Iflar’s entire thing is everyone undersetimating him based on his apperance, so he’d know that there was more to Peyton then his cousin sees.

Overall Expirence: Totally bodacious!

Na-Inna:

Much like Iflar, I feel like Na-Inna would be a little more open to meeting Peyton then Mudeenu. While we only know thats she’s a distant cousin to Mudeenu, and that she wears her status on her person (the royal Mipedian sigils, etc), that’s pretty much it. She’s a student of Dibanni, a mipedin Muge and known (by the wiki) for his kindness. So I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch for her to be open to meeting Peyton ether through Dibanni, or one of her peers. Peyton would probably be just as stoked, but more in the sense of “hey here’s a new friend! :D ” more then anything. I kind of like the idea that they’d talk about the more music side of mugic, since Peyton fancies himself a bit of a music fan.

Overall Expirence: Awesome! Let’s meet up again!

[chaotic-imagines]

How do you think the 4 tribes would react if humans with powers like then came to perim.

Powers similar to hunter x hunter or rwby with weapons and aura to back them up.

Not gonna lie I don’t watch either of that stuff! But I think I get what your putting down!

Human with Super powers in Perim!

Okay so, we’ve already seen humans can wield battle gear and such. Creatures may consider humans weaker and more sneaky/coniving then anything, but if a Player puts their mind too it they could actually do some damage. So a human that’s able, in their mind, to actually use attacks would be something they would be more intrested/Catious of. So if this one human can use powers akin, not the same to but akin to Creatures, can others? Why’s this human different? Etc etc.

There’d still be that difference, still be a draw back because they’re human. Just because the person has those abilities doesn’t mean they’d be as accepted. Same with any other normie Human the player would have to build trust and ether show genuine connection or like, treat Perim as it were a game. Now the intresting part would be why would a human with powers would reveal that they had them. Other humans probably wouldn’t. The Codemasters would for sure be trying to figure out ways to keep the players powers ether in check or altogether nonexsistant. It’s a competitive card game battle simulator at the end of the day, they don’t want some teen with Naruto abilities running around starting IRL human fights.

[chaotic-imagines]

What's on the request queue?

After a fat year in a half, the queue’s clean! Sorry about that, life came at me with a fast ball and I got beaned in the head. Can’t promise I’ll be as active as I should, but I’ll try to answer theses the best I can!

[chaotic-imagines]

What if Tom opened up the Cull Stone in Maze of Menace?

Ok, going under the pretense that Tom doesn’t die due to the amount of raw power flowing into him, or that Tom being human negate the effects, let's go with a my hero academia route and have Super Tom. This was also kinda hard but I love a challenge so hell yeah.

Super Tom:

- First of all, this was probably an accident. like Tom wouldn’t purposely steal his main man’s powers like c’mon.

- But maybe when he goes to toss Maxxor the cull stone ya boy slips and whoops, looks like Tom Major’s is goin super sayin.

- Everyone’s a bit shocked cause no one really expected this but before anyone can gather their bearings Tom is already knocking the shit out if Chaor lets be real.

- When team Overworlder gather up and assess the damage, Najairn’s rightfully pissed.

- Thankfully woobie Maxxor takes Tom’s side cause yeah he was there, he saw what happened, it was an accident.

- So, in order to figure out a way to get Maxxor’s powers back to Maxxor, Tom and the gang go on “lock down” while Najarin tries to magic their way out of this rightful mess.

- Now for Tom, i’d imagine he’d shift from guilty to excited. I mean, he’s got maxxor’s power, wisdom, courage, and speed. He’s basically mini Maxxor. However, his body isn’t really equipped to handling all that power, so he has to have Maxxor and Intress train him in order to not, you know, die.

- Big sub-plot about the gang going and looking for Tom cause they haven’t seen their buddy in weeks and its getting kind of concerning.

- l’d imagine Tom might even develop some Maxxor like traits, like sharper teeth and perhaps even his markings showing up on Tom.

- Maxxor also tries to work back to his OG strength and courage cause now that the Cull stone isn't snapping away at his power he can at least try and gain it back. Also Maxxor and Tom training together is just, like, the best.

Ways this can end:

Everything back to the status quo:

- Najarin manages to magic Maxxor’s powers back into Maxxor, thus turning Tom back to a human. Maxxor’s stronger from his training however, cause it's his old power built upon his new.

- Tom’s a bit sad cause “aw my cool powers are gone”, but now he can like, go home. So i’d say even trade.

- This would thus allow for the rest of the show to go on as it is in canon.

Bad end?:

- Najarin isn’t able to undo the Cull Stone’s effect completely, and as time goes on, Tom becomes full creature.

- Maxxor slowly regains his strength, but it takes him a bit to get back into the swing of things.

- Tom officially joins the Overworlders as “Mott” during that time, per Najarin request to keep creatures from getting curious about Cull stones and the mugic involved.

- Kaz and the gang still try to hang out with Tom, but his duties as Mott start to cause a strain.

- Eventually “Mott” would probably surpass Maxxor as leader of the Overworlders and it becomes one of the Overworld’s most well kept secret.