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Evelyn O’Connell: [Upon learning that Alex dropped out of college, and Jonathan knew.] I am at a loss for words!

Jonathan Carnahan: [Narrating] Despite being lost for words, Evy yelled at us for the next forty-five minutes.

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Alex O’Connell: [Responding to odd noises.] What if they’re in trouble?!

Jonathan Carnahan: Alex, you’re a good kid. It’s super annoying. [Reluctantly goes to help.]

[As Alex sets out to steal the Book of Amun-Ra.]

Jonathan Carnahan: This sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. Good thing I'm your uncle.

Jonathan Carnahan: That's dishonest, disrespectful, and deceitful.

Alex O’Connell: So you're in?

Jonathan Carnahan: I thought that was clear!

Alex O’Connell: Uncle Jon, is life always tawdry, stupid, and humiliating, or is it just a phase?

Jonathan Carnahan: Just a phase. I'm expecting to grow out of it anytime now.

[Getting ready to talk to Lin.]

Jonathan Carnahan: Just don't freeze when you see her.

Alex O’Connell: What are taking about? I never freeze.

[Later]

Alex O’Connell: [Freezes] Lin... hi.

[Lin walks away.]

Jonathan Carnahan: You froze.

[Even Later.]

Evelyn O’Connell: Did he freeze?

Jonathan Carnahan: Like an antelope in headlights.

Alex O’Connell: You have a plan?

Jonathan Carnahan: Yes, and don't interrupt before I finish, no matter how stupid it sounds.

Alex O’Connell: Uncle Jonathan...

Jonathan Carnahan: I said do not interrupt!

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