#chaoticbatfam

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The thought of Brucie Wayne adopting a whole bunch of children, when the public —obviously— doesn’t know his true side is absolutely hilarious to me. Becuase what do mean billionaire,himbo Brucie Wayne is adopting another traumatised child, when all he obviously does his sleep with any attractive person that looks his way, and parties -a lot- I’d like to think that the general public has an outrage every single time he adopts.

Id even like to go further, what if even -at first- the children he’s adopting, don’t know that he’s Batman, I can imagine every bat-kid has their own unique reactions.

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Imagine what happens when the batfam finds out Bruce went to med school

Like —realistically— they should know he went to med school (even though he didn’t graduate) but they don’t. Dick with his really thin suit always gets injured, but no worries Alfred on the way, the mansion doctor saves the day. So when they do find out he went to med school, there is -of course- an outrage

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I believe whole-heartedly that whenever the bat-fam go out in public they make fun of normal family-dynamics and behaviours.

They see a little boy -no older than 8 years old- crying because his father didn’t buy him a chocolate bar, and Damian (of course it’s Damian) mentions how at that age he could take out a whole taskforce of trained assassins. Dick obviously has to reality check him all the time and tell him that not everybody was born into a family of bloodthirsty assassins . A cute grandpa handing some candy to a child? As a treat my grandfather would take me to the snowy mountains to do some training, I had to find my food for a week. I can imagine the bat-fam ESPECIALLY Dick giving the biggest side-eye ever.