#chap

[kawaiihonyaku]

みんな「たまにはキリッと！」

Everyone: “Let’s look sharp for once!”

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Chap

Debut: Super Paper Mario

For today's post we will be talking about some guy. Just some guy off the street. This is Chap, who sure is a chap. A fellow. Doggone it, he might even be a sort of character! Let's learn about this guy.

Chap loves milk. It is an obsession, quite frankly. He spends all his time at the local milk bar, either drinking milk or talking about milk. And something about this is just so unwholesome to me. There's just something about milk, you know? Maybe you don't. It might just be me. I'm not lactose intolerant or anything, I just don't like the mouth feeling or aftertaste of milk.

Not Chap though! He loves everything about milk! He jokes that milk runs through his veins. He has once worried that it ACTUALLY does, and went to a doctor about it. And maybe it does! We are not explicitly told otherwise. Let's see what the side effects of too much milk are.

Here's Chap looking in the other direction while you wait, if you were really itching for another Chap Image. A Chap Snapshot. A Chapshot, even. That sounds weird, actually! Just a Chap Image, please! Thank you.

Anyway, Milk. You may be thinking Chap's bones must be really strong, with all his milk! He doesn't look much like he has bones, but he does have veins, so sure why not. However, too much milk may lead to increased chance of bone fractures! Uh oh, he's a brittle boy! And if that wasn't enough, it might also lead to increased likelihood of prostate cancer. Oh no, Chap from Super Paper Mario! Your prostate! Everything in moderation! This isn't worth your weird character gimmick!

Super Paper Mario also has a whole different guy whose name is also Chap! But this post isn't about him.

Was this your first time ever considering a Mario character's prostate?

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Voting ended onMay 8, 2024

[fish-paul-society]

The Outstanding Virtual Carnival, is airing now, on BGP 8.

The evil timeline, where Glitch Production are a British Indie Animation Studio.

[important-cupcake]

[grandboute]

Fleur de saison

[samara-asaika]

Question what's the name of you papara childs , cause I see you reblogged a comic of swapfell papara family , and I asked myself

What are their names?? , apart from them there are others papara fan child that you have done??

It`s weird that I refused to show my children because I wanted them showing up on my @ithurtscomic first! But now that I cannot draw for this comic i simply show them here! Be aware that this work is already 3-4 years old xD

I am not ready to show more of them to be honest!

[skwistokwarrior]

GOD GUYS YOU DONTNUNDERSTAND HOW MUCH IM BUGGIN ABOUT RESTORATION TUCKER. YOU CANT JUST FUCKING DO THAT