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[ Ask for CYAN ] don't know if this is the number ... uh - hello ? (💧)
The phone rings in their hand, quickly clattering to the floor. Cici was not ready-
". . . . . . . ." they freeze. " E LLO HHTERE!! Who were you expecting to call, actually;;;;;;;"
The salespitch they practiced has gone out the window, sputtering and spiralling as they try to find their footing on a wrong number call.
"...can i seel you an >[airfryer]?"
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The connection snaps in to the room filled with monotonous noise, various waiting music loops, and the sound of a desk chair spinning to infinity. How eventful.
Cici drones a monotone "weeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE-" only changing volune as they face the speakerphone in rotation. You suppose there isn't much else the could be doing, but is this the best they can do?
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[ Ask for CYAN ] eh-? an. an air fryer? ...i. i mean sure if you can..?? how exactly am i gonna... get it though? [💧]
The line plays that obnoxious jingle again.
"AIRD ROP!! :D" they cheer. There's a clatter of file cabinets and tile floors as Cici jumps around the room gathering files. And as they return to the phone, they continue,
"YOuuuuuU don't go anywhere! I [manual labor law] all the prroduct straigbt t[lgbt]O YOU!!!"
While they fall into their rhythm, they quickly realize how many steps they've skipped.
"A- I uh... I'll need your [name and account details]"
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The connection is abruptly welcomed with a jingle. A cheaply made jingle, absolutely oozing with late 90s flare and happy synths.
"HELLO CUSTOMER! PleSe please ple ase! Take a look arouund :D Let me know si tu nece- Aw [correction detected] now I need to start over."
The voice was clipping at first, but once they calmed down, they sound quite spry and chipper, very happy to be alive.
"Okay okay, focus [user]. Whenever people show up, [WECLOME HIME] them in and then leave them be..." A sharp inhale of confidence brightens the silence. "Hello, mirror ^^ I'm Cici! Your saleswom..woman... wowza, that still feels [incorrect:]."
A soft pacing begins and slows to a halt.
"Am I a [wamen]? Is that right?" Cici hums in thought. "A girl?- Egh- Nononononono."
The jingle starts up again.
"HELLO!! I'm CICI, and I'll be your slickster, your pcoket hustler! Your highwayman to great DEALS$!!! Oooooooooo I like that-"
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