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Rosabel: I'll stop this violence the only way i know how.

Rosabel: With MORE VIOLENCE!

Rosabel: Talk dirty to me.

Iris: The dishes.

Rosabel: :')

Iris: You still haven't cleaned them like I've asked you to several times.

Iris: I forgot my girlfriend phone was dead, so when she went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart.

Iris: About 20 minutes later I hear "Miss Iris, your child is at register 10".

Iris: I walk over there and there she is... my girlfriend... sitting there... on the bench.. pouting that I left her.

Iris: Ordinary people would go insane in less than five seconds. Are you okay, Rosabel?

Rosabel: Yeah, I'm insane to begin with.

Iris: I’m going out, do you want anything?

Rosabel: I want my kingdom back.

Iris: Yeah I got like 12 dollars.

Iris: You know, I-I don't want to shoot anybody.

Rosabel: They're just robots, Iris. It's okay to shoot them. They're just robots.

[Iris shoots a guard in the leg]

Another guard: HE'S BLEEDING TO DEATH! Someone call his wife and children!

Iris: They're not robots, Rosabel!

Rosabel: It's a figure of speech, Iris. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them.

Waiter: So, what would you like to order?

Rosabel: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Iris: Aw, that’s so–

Rosabel: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

Rosabel: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes for 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Iris: Rosabel, that's not how you bake cookies.

Rosabel: FLOOR IT?

Iris: ROSABEL NO

Rosabel: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Iris: ROSABEL YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

Rosabel: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Iris: ROSABEL P L E A S E

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