“He has a name,” Lindsay points out. “Alejandro!” She sighs dreamily.
“How do you know that?”
Lindsay huffs. “Um, because I can read? Sierra is writing a new blog post about him right now! Oh, well, maybe. A-L-E-H-E-A-T-H-E-R.”
“Sierra!” Heather snarls.
“You can read?” Courtney asks, genuinely surprised.
Sierra doesn’t even look up from her phone. “Not now, Heather, my readers expect rapid behind-the-scenes updates from me, and I just know that Aleheather is going to be Total Drama’s next big ship!”
Scott pokes Courtney’s side. “I can read some too, you know.”
“No one ever claimed you couldn’t read, Scott-- wait a second, what do you mean some?”
— I wanna play the game, I want the friction











