#char:ijevin

[chubfan135]

J.evin is the christmas master on HC, always going all-out for the holidays. And this season it feels like he's pulled out all the stops: organising & building the Secret Santa area, but also assigning himself as Server Santa and delivering a custom gift for every single Hermit. So to show their appreciation I think they should give Jev the Xmas Turkey Special and stuff him until he's almost as big and round as some of the ornaments on the giant tree he decorated 🥰🤤✨

Typically people set out the traditional milk and cookies before receiving their presents... But then, people don't usually have the chance to feed their festive offerings directly to Santa Claus. Or to appreciate just how much he's enjoying himself, eating a bit slower from how full he's getting now but still savouring every crumb, even after so many similar offerings from his server mates.

To witness the creak of fabric as he reaches for another milk bucket, the last few buttons over his chest straining and finally snapping off with a pop!, allowing his vast blue ball of a belly to fully spill out onto his lap.

To admire the way all that blue contrasts so well with the red remains of his Santa suit, to see that belly bounce and shake as he laughs while someone else makes and then explains a joke about Christmas crackers.

To watch him lift the milk bucket to his mouth, tilt his head back and gulp, gulp, gulp the liquid down, moaning at the sweet cinnamon taste and at the feeling of its mild warmth filling him up, seeping into every available space in his tightly packed stomach and bloating it out even further with every swallow.

To watch, mesmerised, as the slime inside him becomes less translucent as he swells, clouded with white and swirling into a beautiful sky blue. A final gulp, and the bucket is empty. Santa Jev sighs contentedly, leans back in his chair and gives his swollen belly a pat as if praising it for being such a trooper... Before reaching for the next plate of cookies.

Yeah, J.evin loves it when both he and the server are full of christmas cheer 😊

[chubfan135]

As per my last ramble on the topic: summer as a fat person still sucks! So I've decided that not only does Jevin's strategy keep him chill enough to stay structurally sound, it's also so effective that he's basically entirely unbothered by the heat... Naturally this makes the other hermits extremely envious, and uhhh something something the cycle of deadly sins, envy becomes lust and Jevin's version of a beach bod is now the peak of hermit sexiness. Awww yeah :3

I'm imagining a group of hermits seeking refuge from the midday sun in Cleo's blessedly air-conditioned cat cafe (Cleo's rotting body doesn't do too well with the heat either), wondering whether dunking their drink into a bucket of powdered snow would produce an iced latte or just be a mess... and suddenly someone shouts "THERE HE IS!!" and they all rush over to the windows to witness Jevin emerge from the nether portal, looking absolutely stunning with the sun shining through his slime and his hoodie tied around his waist, the ice block distending his belly on full display thanks to his lack of a shirt. Cue the café crowd losing their absolute MINDS:

"The NETHER?? In this heat?!"

*Impulse hOHhh my goddd~ horn plays*

*Someone faints and is revived with a bucket of powder snow to the face*

"That's definitely a fresh block... Look at that! Those defined corners, you can't see those when the ice's melted a bit more."

"Ooo, someone's been doing a lot of Jevin-watching to be so sure about how long that ice's been in there!"

"I just have good taste and you all know it"

"Well I could tell that it's a new one just by looking at him, because i'm not a NERD—"

"Yeahhh i think that's more the slime's fault than your deductive brilliance, Sherlock... I can see right through you buddy!"

"...Shut up and let me enjoy the show, you JERK!"

"Whoever stole Jevin's tank tops is my new favorite person on the server... Hey, you hear from the Jingler lately? Hahah"

"Nahhh wasn't him, wasn't him... But this is certainly a treat."

Jevin, of course, is fully aware of the ogling and loves every second of it; playing up his "ignorance" while giving his onlookers a bit of a show, landing extra heavily when elytra flying, chugging a potion or some honey to add a bit of variety to the gorgeous mix of blues of his belly... Oughfjrjrhfkzhdjf 😳

[chubfan135]

Let's imagine (for the sake of projecting my loathing of summer heat as a fat person onto my block guys) that MC can have weather and seasons and heatwaves.

Let's make it so Jevin has an absolutely miserable time when it's too hot out. I can't decide if he gets extra goopy, half-melted popsicle style, or just starts drying up; either way it interferes with his movement pretty severely. His usual method of coping involves spending the worst of the midday hot hours seeking refuge and chilling down in a lush cave. I can imagine him soaking in those shallow clay-lined pools like a reverse hot spring 😊

As much as he enjoys the cool water and playing with the axolotls though, it gets really inconvenient when his own slime betrays him and the heat prevents him from making progress on a build when he was just getting into build mode and super inspired... So he's found a solution! Just swallow a block of packed ice whole ✨

He lets it sit in his gut for the next few hours, cooling him from the inside enough to maintain his regular shape and go about his work... Of course, an entire block of anything in a belly feels like it would cause a different set of mobility issues; but Jev's gotten astonishingly good at moving around at a normal pace despite the massive frozen bulge in his middle.

He's learned the hard way to only use packed ice, though. Or blue if he can get it, since it lasts longer. But never just ice.

Sure, the resulting death message of <iJevin> dissolved in water, followed by Cleo and Joe celebrating that ''Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!" was pretty funny. And maybe it felt really, really good to be so full. Good enough to have him considering trying it again in a controlled setting. But having the ice block in his belly melt into a water source, flowing into him until his slime became dangerously fluid the more waterlogged he got... well.

It certainly put a damper on his building plans for the day :D