Hi. Just wanted to say that I appreciate everything you guys do for us fellow Stucky addicts. With that said, do you know of any fics similar to "That Ass (Property of James Barnes)" by greenbergsays? I need something that will make me laugh til I cry... (or drool) 😂😂😂
Here are some humor fics for you! :D
buachaill sciobail by silentwalrus (complete | 5,271 | unrated )
“Okay,” Sam says. “Okay. Alright. O-kay. I just, I gotta say, man, when you told me ‘Bucky is a selkie’ this is not… really…. what I… imagined.”“What did you imagine?” Steve says. Across his lap - or rather covering his entire body from the waist down - the eight hundred pound tube of blubber that is J.B. Barnes blows a snot bubble.
Things the men of the Howling Commandos are no longer allowed to do in the SSR by Odsbodkins (complete | 769 | G )
The Captain America: The First America version of Skippy’s list - Things the men of the Howling Commandos are no longer allowed to do in the SSR.
The Art Of Trolling by Odsbodkins (complete | 4,414 | T )
Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.
5 times Bucky and Steve were Unnaturally Comfortable Around Each Other, and the 1 Time They Weren’t by WhatTheBodyGraspsNot (complete | 5,238 | M )
“Steve gently tosses his book to the side and then places his hands on Bucky’s shoulders, kneading thoroughly against the impressively tense muscles. Bucky sighs, his eyes falling shut and mouth dropping open in a mixture of slight pain but mostly relief.
“Oh fuck,” he groans, leaning into the touch.
Clint snickers quietly, trying to busy himself with pouring milk into a bowl of cereal before one of his trademark sarcastic comments can escape him and make the situation more awkward than it’s already quickly becoming.”
OR: Five times Steve and Bucky should have been uncomfortable but weren’t, so Tony and Clint devise a plan to prove that they’re sleeping together (even though they aren’t, they’re just really really oblivious).
(760): I literally cut myself out of my pants. Waste. Of. Money.* by relenafanel (complete | 6,654 | M ) *modern AU
Hey friend of Sam’s can I get an opinion on this outfit? Bucky texted, attaching the selfie taken in Sam’s bathroom mirror.
He received an answer almost immediately. Bucky was almost expecting a lecture, or at least a concerned question about who had stolen Sam’s phone.
New text from Steve:What do you want it to say?
Or: Bucky strikes up a flirtation with a stranger over text message in the month leading up to Valentine’s Day.
The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) by galwednesday (complete | 4,616 | M )
“Remember what I said about internet trolls?”
“Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.”
“Bucky’s feeding the trolls?”
“He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.”
Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.”
(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)
Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film by eleveninches, Febricant, hellotailor, M_Leigh, neenya, tigrrmilk (complete | 10,228 | G )
Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.
“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.
Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.
Your 21st-Century Boy by gwyneth rhys (gwyneth) for Rana Eros (ranalore) (complete | 1,765 | T )
Clint had peered at him out of one eye and said, “You know pink’s a girl’s color.”
“Not in my day, bub,” Bucky said, sliding the tube of the grenade launcher up, chambering the shell, and racking it back down as he stared coolly at Clint. “You know who started that pink is feminine shit? Hitler.”
Also check out our humor tag and our troll!Bucky tag.
Here’s the fic anon mentioned:
That Ass (Property of James Barnes) by greenbergsays (complete | 6,017 | T )
Bucky Barnes, world’s biggest troll.
Five times Bucky traumatized the future with overshare about Steve’s ass and the one time someone wasn’t phased.
