May 5
funniest chara note to me is that mack didn’t start following jumbo joe’s wife on insta until last week, despite living with the thorntons for TWO YEARS
meanwhile elsewhere in san jose: christina marleau carefully arranging a plate of freshly baked dubai chocolate for her 39th story about will. a vase stands empty in the background. it’s for this year’s mother’s day bouquet. will is thinking maybe hydrangeas, to match the kitchen backsplash
#smth abt only following ur landlords wife after she and ur landlord have already moved out of the master house#while all ur shit is still strewn around their guesthouse bc u had to jet off to boston pronto after exit interviews#to snorkel in darty kegs and get kicked out of bars while wearing 2 different sneakers and a filthy jersey#is the most mack thing ever#obsessed. truly obsessed#this is why i dislike the uwufication of mack like no he is not your presh bb angel!!!!!#he is a BOY!!! (derogatory) (affectionate) (also a secret third thing)#like that’s the BEST thing about him is the Boy of it all and if u don’t get it u don’t get my mack!!!!#also can’t believe i have to say this but PLEEK be normal and don’t go request to follow tabea#her account is priv which means she wants to be treated as a human first wag second#anyway she’s not even an active wag anymore jumbo joe is v much retired#i don’t have time or space in these tags to go on a rant abt how people treat and view wags and how wags often treat and view themselves#but maybe one day!! or maybe not idk. kinda not a fan of some of the asks i’ve been getting after one (1) post abt irl politics#macklin celebrini#mc71#will smith hockey#wsh2#271#willmack#wm#wackles#jumbo joe and patty marleau and their wives#san jose sharks#chara note