Mar 13, 2017
okay but since Wolverine's so goddamn short and has such a bad temper imagine some of the kids around the mansion calling him "The Chihuahua" behind his back
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okay but since Wolverine's so goddamn short and has such a bad temper imagine some of the kids around the mansion calling him "The Chihuahua" behind his back
Hello Friend I also headcanon trans Wolverine can I hear your headcanons I will scream
@scrawly-times ohhhh my gosh I love trans Wolverine and I will absolutely share my headcanons with you
I definitely see Logan as someone who stopped giving a shit literally decades ago. He knows who he is and anyone who says otherwise can catch these claws. That said, can he overcompensate, just a little, on the masculinity front? Maybe. Sue him. Most of us deal with at least a smidge of dysphoria and that’s just his way of dealing with it.
He’s had top surgery and (obvs) is on testosterone. This works because his healing factor is always different depending on the writer and as the writer in this scenario I say it works.
But he does have to take an absolutely ridiculous amount of testosterone for it to affect him the way it does. That’s just something that can’t be helped.
And the top surgery was a more than a bit difficult to get done.
He canonly has a propensity for taking in and protecting kids and teenagers. I’m gonna take this further and say it ramps up to eleven when said kid or teenager is LGBT. He knows how much that sucked and he’s gonna try his damnedest to make sure no other kid has to go through more shit than they have to. If they have shitty guardians? They are his kids now. He’s gonna raise them to love themselves. Their guardians can fuck off. If anyone ever tries to hurt them he will literally kill for their well-being.
He has on at least one occasion gotten drunk (which required enough booze to kill a small elephant, sure) and thrown his packer at Scott Summers. It was absolutely absurd but drunk Wolverine thought it was hilarious.
I took my little brother and sister to watch The Wolverine last night
Brother: wolverine looks like Jesus!
Me: just cuz his hair is--
Brother: OMG, wolverine IS Jesus! Everything makes sense now!
Me: ...sure
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(Wolverine lets a dude live)
Me: I can't believe he didn't kill him!
Brother: you know why? Because Jesus doesn't kill people!
